Session, Pt. 1
๐ต 1557 characters
โฑ๏ธ 1:56 duration
๐ ID: 3898571
๐ Lyrics
Ok, I can do this
It won't be like last time
This one will be different
Come on man, get it together
You can do this, You CAN do this.
Therapist: I hate to interrupt
StD: WHAT?!?!
Therapist; Would you like to have a seat
StD: How long have you been there?
Therapist: I've been here the whole time
This is my office. You came here for therapy.
StD: Right. I was just nervous because...
Therapist: Great, have a seat
StD: Thank-you
Therapist: So
StD: So
Therapist: So
StD: So
Therapist: So
StD: So what?
Therapist: So
StD: A needle pulling thread?
Therapist: So what is your name
StD: Oh. It's Schaffer the Darklord
Therapist: Heh. So Mr. The Darklord
StD: Please, call me Schaffer. Mr. The Darklord is my fa...
Therapist: Your father's name? You make that joke a lot?
StD: No... yes
Therapist: That's a good joke. I like that joke
StD: Thanks. I mean you didn't laugh so...
Therapist: No, it's great
Therapist: So Mr. The Darklord, why don't you try telling me your name again?
StD: It's Mark Schaffer.
Therapist: Very good Mr. Schaffer.
It's very brave of you to take this first step.
StD: I guess it is.
Therapist: That's Marvelous
So there's something troubling you?
StD: No
Therapist: No? Nothing is troubling you?
StD: No, EVERYTHING is troubling me
Therapist: That must be very troubling
StD: It really is
Therapist: Well, where would you like to begin?
StD: I guess at the opening.
Therapist: I think you mean the beginning.
StD: Can we call it the opening?
Therapist: I don't see why not.
Mr. Schaffer, the floor is yours.
And please, take your time.
It won't be like last time
This one will be different
Come on man, get it together
You can do this, You CAN do this.
Therapist: I hate to interrupt
StD: WHAT?!?!
Therapist; Would you like to have a seat
StD: How long have you been there?
Therapist: I've been here the whole time
This is my office. You came here for therapy.
StD: Right. I was just nervous because...
Therapist: Great, have a seat
StD: Thank-you
Therapist: So
StD: So
Therapist: So
StD: So
Therapist: So
StD: So what?
Therapist: So
StD: A needle pulling thread?
Therapist: So what is your name
StD: Oh. It's Schaffer the Darklord
Therapist: Heh. So Mr. The Darklord
StD: Please, call me Schaffer. Mr. The Darklord is my fa...
Therapist: Your father's name? You make that joke a lot?
StD: No... yes
Therapist: That's a good joke. I like that joke
StD: Thanks. I mean you didn't laugh so...
Therapist: No, it's great
Therapist: So Mr. The Darklord, why don't you try telling me your name again?
StD: It's Mark Schaffer.
Therapist: Very good Mr. Schaffer.
It's very brave of you to take this first step.
StD: I guess it is.
Therapist: That's Marvelous
So there's something troubling you?
StD: No
Therapist: No? Nothing is troubling you?
StD: No, EVERYTHING is troubling me
Therapist: That must be very troubling
StD: It really is
Therapist: Well, where would you like to begin?
StD: I guess at the opening.
Therapist: I think you mean the beginning.
StD: Can we call it the opening?
Therapist: I don't see why not.
Mr. Schaffer, the floor is yours.
And please, take your time.
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:16.37] Ok, I can do this
[00:19.02] It won't be like last time
[00:20.86] This one will be different
[00:22.68] Come on man, get it together
[00:26.39] You can do this, You CAN do this.
[00:29.07] Therapist: I hate to interrupt
[00:29.90] StD: WHAT?!?!
[00:30.83] Therapist; Would you like to have a seat
[00:31.71] StD: How long have you been there?
[00:34.41] Therapist: I've been here the whole time
[00:35.38] This is my office. You came here for therapy.
[00:38.00] StD: Right. I was just nervous because...
[00:39.95] Therapist: Great, have a seat
[00:40.85] StD: Thank-you
[00:41.75] Therapist: So
[00:42.65] StD: So
[00:43.58] Therapist: So
[00:45.32] StD: So
[00:46.22] Therapist: So
[00:47.13] StD: So what?
[00:48.98] Therapist: So
[00:50.73] StD: A needle pulling thread?
[00:52.50] Therapist: So what is your name
[00:54.32] StD: Oh. It's Schaffer the Darklord
[00:57.13] Therapist: Heh. So Mr. The Darklord
[01:00.78] StD: Please, call me Schaffer. Mr. The Darklord is my fa...
[01:03.97] Therapist: Your father's name? You make that joke a lot?
[01:06.35] StD: No... yes
[01:08.19] Therapist: That's a good joke. I like that joke
[01:09.93] StD: Thanks. I mean you didn't laugh so...
[01:12.67] Therapist: No, it's great
[01:13.56] Therapist: So Mr. The Darklord, why don't you try telling me your name again?
[01:17.26] StD: It's Mark Schaffer.
[01:19.93] Therapist: Very good Mr. Schaffer.
[01:21.76] It's very brave of you to take this first step.
[01:24.44] StD: I guess it is.
[01:26.20] Therapist: That's Marvelous
[01:27.16] So there's something troubling you?
[01:29.87] StD: No
[01:30.71] Therapist: No? Nothing is troubling you?
[01:33.58] StD: No, EVERYTHING is troubling me
[01:35.35] Therapist: That must be very troubling
[01:37.11] StD: It really is
[01:38.03] Therapist: Well, where would you like to begin?
[01:39.81] StD: I guess at the opening.
[01:41.67] Therapist: I think you mean the beginning.
[01:42.59] StD: Can we call it the opening?
[01:44.39] Therapist: I don't see why not.
[01:45.29] Mr. Schaffer, the floor is yours.
[01:48.02] And please, take your time.
[01:50.73]
[00:19.02] It won't be like last time
[00:20.86] This one will be different
[00:22.68] Come on man, get it together
[00:26.39] You can do this, You CAN do this.
[00:29.07] Therapist: I hate to interrupt
[00:29.90] StD: WHAT?!?!
[00:30.83] Therapist; Would you like to have a seat
[00:31.71] StD: How long have you been there?
[00:34.41] Therapist: I've been here the whole time
[00:35.38] This is my office. You came here for therapy.
[00:38.00] StD: Right. I was just nervous because...
[00:39.95] Therapist: Great, have a seat
[00:40.85] StD: Thank-you
[00:41.75] Therapist: So
[00:42.65] StD: So
[00:43.58] Therapist: So
[00:45.32] StD: So
[00:46.22] Therapist: So
[00:47.13] StD: So what?
[00:48.98] Therapist: So
[00:50.73] StD: A needle pulling thread?
[00:52.50] Therapist: So what is your name
[00:54.32] StD: Oh. It's Schaffer the Darklord
[00:57.13] Therapist: Heh. So Mr. The Darklord
[01:00.78] StD: Please, call me Schaffer. Mr. The Darklord is my fa...
[01:03.97] Therapist: Your father's name? You make that joke a lot?
[01:06.35] StD: No... yes
[01:08.19] Therapist: That's a good joke. I like that joke
[01:09.93] StD: Thanks. I mean you didn't laugh so...
[01:12.67] Therapist: No, it's great
[01:13.56] Therapist: So Mr. The Darklord, why don't you try telling me your name again?
[01:17.26] StD: It's Mark Schaffer.
[01:19.93] Therapist: Very good Mr. Schaffer.
[01:21.76] It's very brave of you to take this first step.
[01:24.44] StD: I guess it is.
[01:26.20] Therapist: That's Marvelous
[01:27.16] So there's something troubling you?
[01:29.87] StD: No
[01:30.71] Therapist: No? Nothing is troubling you?
[01:33.58] StD: No, EVERYTHING is troubling me
[01:35.35] Therapist: That must be very troubling
[01:37.11] StD: It really is
[01:38.03] Therapist: Well, where would you like to begin?
[01:39.81] StD: I guess at the opening.
[01:41.67] Therapist: I think you mean the beginning.
[01:42.59] StD: Can we call it the opening?
[01:44.39] Therapist: I don't see why not.
[01:45.29] Mr. Schaffer, the floor is yours.
[01:48.02] And please, take your time.
[01:50.73]