Worble Wobble

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
Before we begin, I would like you to first sanitize
By listening to these hyper-focused worble wobble frequencies
These will destroy any cyclites you may have built up in your brain
Inhibiting you from living a cycle-free life
So please, before we proceed, pause this track
Find any ordinary washing machine in your area
And stick your head inside of it
Now press play
Thank you for your cooperation

Wow
You've just heard worble wobble frequencies
Hyper-focused to destroy cyclites on contact
Now, enjoy your time in suds space
Goodbye