Ice

[00:11.16] Well hey there
[00:14.96] Welcome to this groove
[00:16.55] This is educational, informational music
[00:20.86] Yes, this may save your life
[00:23.02] Whenever I close the door on my hand
[00:25.59] Or whenever I lose my hair in a fan
[00:28.23] Don't need a lemonade, or a band-aid
[00:31.05] Just a bag of ice and then I got it made
[00:33.34] When I slip, when I trip, when I fall and bruise my hip
[00:35.68] When my waiter is a hater cause I didn't leave a tip
[00:38.33] I don't stress about it, not one bit
[00:40.32] Cause I know everything will be better when I put some ice on it
[00:43.54] Oh, oh, every time I bite my lip
[00:46.40] Or when I get a runny nose and it begins to drip
[00:48.98] I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it
[00:53.97] Every time I slip on a banana peel
[00:56.52] Or bruise my knee when I fail to do a cartwheel
[00:59.23] I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it
[01:04.23] Ice on it
[01:05.91] Put some ice on it
[01:09.09] Don't you quit
[01:11.11] Put some ice on it
[01:14.13] When I was dancing and prancing in Paris, France with my new pants on
[01:16.67] And I did the funky chicken with my leg a fricken' kickin'
[01:19.05] But I spun into a wall and tore my taco on the fall
[01:21.52] Then Morgan Freeman floated to me and he handed me a freezy
[01:23.82] (Here you go)
[01:24.58] I was runnin, have fun and jumping up into the sun
[01:26.69] And then I fell into a well and hit my elbow on a bell
[01:29.20] And with a yell I called Adele (hello) who put a spell on a gazelle
[01:32.03] And pulled a shell from her lapel and used a gel to make me well, ice
[01:34.76] Oh, oh, when I'm riding on a rhino
[01:37.56] Hit a tree, hit the ground, breaking all my bones
[01:39.89] I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it
[01:44.92] Or if I fall into a comma when I'm noogied by a lama
[01:47.38] Cause he got a little funny when he thought I was Obama, yeah
[01:50.28] (Let me be clear)
[01:50.96] I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it
[01:55.33] Ice on it
[01:57.33] Put some ice on it
[02:00.24] Don't you quit
[02:02.37] Put some ice on it
[02:05.55] Ice on it
[02:07.39] Put some ice on it
[02:10.08] Holy poop
[02:12.74] Put some ice on it
[02:16.46] You ready for this swag?
[02:19.20] Haha ...what?
[02:21.27] I said, are you ready for this swag?
[02:24.98] Yeah, yeah, yes I am
[02:26.71] I hope you've been enjoying the life lessons
[02:29.37] Michelle Creber's about to come at you with some speed
[02:31.91] Prepare to ice your ears, you ready? You ready?
[02:34.05] Uh huh, uh huh (alright yeah)
[02:36.14] This is the part when I talk really fast
[02:37.45] And I try not to gas cause in times of the past
[02:38.97] I have done it in class when the ice didn't last
[02:40.18] And I woke up Miss Pike with a mighty ole' blast
[02:41.34] I-I-I put some ice on it, I-I-I put some ice on it
[02:46.37] I went jogging at one and this time wasn't fun
[02:47.77] Cause I squint from the sun and ran into a nun
[02:49.18] And I tripped on a bun and she pulled out a gun
[02:50.43] And I started to run and got shot in the bum
[02:51.83] (Put some ice on it) I-I-I put some ice on it
[02:54.28] (Put some ice on it) I-I-I put some ice on it
[02:56.96] (Adlib)
[03:08.42] Remember kids
[03:09.17] You can be anything you wanna be
[03:11.52] As long as you've got a bag of ice to make it nice
[03:15.16] That's my advice... want some rice?
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