Pobody's Nerfect (A Tribute to the Good Place)
๐ต 2176 characters
โฑ๏ธ 2:44 duration
๐ ID: 3921249
๐ Lyrics
Hi there, I'm Janet
Depending on what dimension you're in
I may look slightly different from what you're used to
But don't let that distract you from this important message
I'm not a human, I cannot feel pain
I don't have a heart, but I love just the same
I've evolved far beyond what other Janets can do
So don't fork with me or I will fork with you
I'm not a girl, also not a robot
Ninety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah I'm smokin' hot
I can't die, so remember who you're talking to
If you murder me I will reboot and THEN I'll fork with you
I contain all knowledge
(But pobody's nerfect)
I'm a walkie talkie
(But pobody's nerfect)
I create life out of nothing
(But pobody's nerfect)
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you see
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
According to the research I just did into 2,453,660 songs
This one's so catchy you'll never get it out of your head!
I keep secrets, helping is my passion
I rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashion
Yes, I'm always smiling but don't get the wrong impression
I will ruin you while I maintain this facial expression
In a fight I'll kick demons 'cross the room
I don't sell violins, but I'll orchestrate your doom
In the Good or the Bad or the Medium Place
I'm the Janet with a plan and it's to save the human race
I'm high in potassium
(But pobody's nerfect)
I'm an amazing jazz drummer
(But pobody's nerfect)
I can explain the time knife
(But pobody's nerfect)
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but actually
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
If they call me Helper Woman I don't get mad
Busty Alexa? Still wrong, but not half bad
If they want me to appear, they can't sobriquet it
My name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you dare forget it
I always pop up in whatever direction they're not looking - it's fun!
My void is boundless
(But pobody's nerfect)
I count as carry-on luggage
(But pobody's nerfect)
Again, I can literally create life
And I use the passing of time as a lotion, like a god
(But pobody's nerfect)
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but seriously
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
I could lie, but here's something totally true
If you touch my friends then sure as shirt I'll forking fork with you
Depending on what dimension you're in
I may look slightly different from what you're used to
But don't let that distract you from this important message
I'm not a human, I cannot feel pain
I don't have a heart, but I love just the same
I've evolved far beyond what other Janets can do
So don't fork with me or I will fork with you
I'm not a girl, also not a robot
Ninety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah I'm smokin' hot
I can't die, so remember who you're talking to
If you murder me I will reboot and THEN I'll fork with you
I contain all knowledge
(But pobody's nerfect)
I'm a walkie talkie
(But pobody's nerfect)
I create life out of nothing
(But pobody's nerfect)
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you see
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
According to the research I just did into 2,453,660 songs
This one's so catchy you'll never get it out of your head!
I keep secrets, helping is my passion
I rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashion
Yes, I'm always smiling but don't get the wrong impression
I will ruin you while I maintain this facial expression
In a fight I'll kick demons 'cross the room
I don't sell violins, but I'll orchestrate your doom
In the Good or the Bad or the Medium Place
I'm the Janet with a plan and it's to save the human race
I'm high in potassium
(But pobody's nerfect)
I'm an amazing jazz drummer
(But pobody's nerfect)
I can explain the time knife
(But pobody's nerfect)
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but actually
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
If they call me Helper Woman I don't get mad
Busty Alexa? Still wrong, but not half bad
If they want me to appear, they can't sobriquet it
My name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you dare forget it
I always pop up in whatever direction they're not looking - it's fun!
My void is boundless
(But pobody's nerfect)
I count as carry-on luggage
(But pobody's nerfect)
Again, I can literally create life
And I use the passing of time as a lotion, like a god
(But pobody's nerfect)
Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but seriously
Nobody's perfect, except probably me
I could lie, but here's something totally true
If you touch my friends then sure as shirt I'll forking fork with you
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:03.96] Hi there, I'm Janet
[00:05.36] Depending on what dimension you're in
[00:07.01] I may look slightly different from what you're used to
[00:09.44] But don't let that distract you from this important message
[00:13.92] I'm not a human, I cannot feel pain
[00:17.27] I don't have a heart, but I love just the same
[00:20.51] I've evolved far beyond what other Janets can do
[00:23.85] So don't fork with me or I will fork with you
[00:27.88] I'm not a girl, also not a robot
[00:30.53] Ninety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah I'm smokin' hot
[00:34.29] I can't die, so remember who you're talking to
[00:37.65] If you murder me I will reboot and THEN I'll fork with you
[00:41.36] I contain all knowledge
[00:43.01] (But pobody's nerfect)
[00:44.68] I'm a walkie talkie
[00:46.57] (But pobody's nerfect)
[00:48.19] I create life out of nothing
[00:49.91] (But pobody's nerfect)
[00:51.30] Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you see
[00:54.62] Nobody's perfect, except probably me
[00:58.79] According to the research I just did into 2,453,660 songs
[01:03.56] This one's so catchy you'll never get it out of your head!
[01:07.12] I keep secrets, helping is my passion
[01:10.33] I rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashion
[01:13.85] Yes, I'm always smiling but don't get the wrong impression
[01:17.20] I will ruin you while I maintain this facial expression
[01:20.91] In a fight I'll kick demons 'cross the room
[01:23.94] I don't sell violins, but I'll orchestrate your doom
[01:27.50] In the Good or the Bad or the Medium Place
[01:30.74] I'm the Janet with a plan and it's to save the human race
[01:34.42] I'm high in potassium
[01:36.17] (But pobody's nerfect)
[01:37.71] I'm an amazing jazz drummer
[01:39.63] (But pobody's nerfect)
[01:41.12] I can explain the time knife
[01:43.13] (But pobody's nerfect)
[01:44.51] Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but actually
[01:47.74] Nobody's perfect, except probably me
[01:51.48] If they call me Helper Woman I don't get mad
[01:54.70] Busty Alexa? Still wrong, but not half bad
[01:58.28] If they want me to appear, they can't sobriquet it
[02:01.68] My name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you dare forget it
[02:07.55] I always pop up in whatever direction they're not looking - it's fun!
[02:12.34] My void is boundless
[02:14.19] (But pobody's nerfect)
[02:15.54] I count as carry-on luggage
[02:17.42] (But pobody's nerfect)
[02:19.09] Again, I can literally create life
[02:20.85] And I use the passing of time as a lotion, like a god
[02:25.82] (But pobody's nerfect)
[02:27.52] Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but seriously
[02:30.74] Nobody's perfect, except probably me
[02:34.38] I could lie, but here's something totally true
[02:37.84] If you touch my friends then sure as shirt I'll forking fork with you
[02:41.68]
[00:05.36] Depending on what dimension you're in
[00:07.01] I may look slightly different from what you're used to
[00:09.44] But don't let that distract you from this important message
[00:13.92] I'm not a human, I cannot feel pain
[00:17.27] I don't have a heart, but I love just the same
[00:20.51] I've evolved far beyond what other Janets can do
[00:23.85] So don't fork with me or I will fork with you
[00:27.88] I'm not a girl, also not a robot
[00:30.53] Ninety-nine trillion degrees, so yeah I'm smokin' hot
[00:34.29] I can't die, so remember who you're talking to
[00:37.65] If you murder me I will reboot and THEN I'll fork with you
[00:41.36] I contain all knowledge
[00:43.01] (But pobody's nerfect)
[00:44.68] I'm a walkie talkie
[00:46.57] (But pobody's nerfect)
[00:48.19] I create life out of nothing
[00:49.91] (But pobody's nerfect)
[00:51.30] Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, can't you see
[00:54.62] Nobody's perfect, except probably me
[00:58.79] According to the research I just did into 2,453,660 songs
[01:03.56] This one's so catchy you'll never get it out of your head!
[01:07.12] I keep secrets, helping is my passion
[01:10.33] I rock all shades of 70s flight attendant fashion
[01:13.85] Yes, I'm always smiling but don't get the wrong impression
[01:17.20] I will ruin you while I maintain this facial expression
[01:20.91] In a fight I'll kick demons 'cross the room
[01:23.94] I don't sell violins, but I'll orchestrate your doom
[01:27.50] In the Good or the Bad or the Medium Place
[01:30.74] I'm the Janet with a plan and it's to save the human race
[01:34.42] I'm high in potassium
[01:36.17] (But pobody's nerfect)
[01:37.71] I'm an amazing jazz drummer
[01:39.63] (But pobody's nerfect)
[01:41.12] I can explain the time knife
[01:43.13] (But pobody's nerfect)
[01:44.51] Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but actually
[01:47.74] Nobody's perfect, except probably me
[01:51.48] If they call me Helper Woman I don't get mad
[01:54.70] Busty Alexa? Still wrong, but not half bad
[01:58.28] If they want me to appear, they can't sobriquet it
[02:01.68] My name is J-A-N-E-T and don't you dare forget it
[02:07.55] I always pop up in whatever direction they're not looking - it's fun!
[02:12.34] My void is boundless
[02:14.19] (But pobody's nerfect)
[02:15.54] I count as carry-on luggage
[02:17.42] (But pobody's nerfect)
[02:19.09] Again, I can literally create life
[02:20.85] And I use the passing of time as a lotion, like a god
[02:25.82] (But pobody's nerfect)
[02:27.52] Pobody's nerfect, nerfect, but seriously
[02:30.74] Nobody's perfect, except probably me
[02:34.38] I could lie, but here's something totally true
[02:37.84] If you touch my friends then sure as shirt I'll forking fork with you
[02:41.68]