They Saved Hitler's Cock

They saved Hitler's cock.
They hid it under a rock.
I discovered it last night,
I couldn't even, believe my eyes.
If Hitler's cock could start to talk,
It would say to kill today.
If Hitler's cock could choose it's mate,
It would ask to share a date!
They saved Hitler's cock.
They stuffed it into a sock.
They saved Hitler's cock.
And now it wants to talk.
Now it's starting to get hard,
I found it in my backyard.
Every night it kills a dog.
And now it wants some night in fog.
Hitler's cock is on the loose,
And now I'm scared of what it wants to do!