Pageant Material
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โฑ๏ธ 3:56 duration
๐ ID: 3955043
๐ Lyrics
There's certain things you're s'posed to know
When you're a girl who grows up in the South
I try to use my common sense
But my foot always ends up in my mouth
And if I had to walk a runway in high heels in front of the whole town
I'd fall down
And my mama cried
When she realized
I ain't pageant material
I'm always higher than my hair
And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't
I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
God bless the girls who smile and hug
When they're called out as a runner up on TV
I wish I could, but I just can't
Wear a smile when a smile ain't what I'm feelin'
And who's to say I'm a 9.5
Or a 4.0 if you don't even know me
Life ain't always roses and pantyhose
And I ain't pageant material
I'm always higher than my hair
And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it, but I can't
I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
I ain't pageant material
The only crown is in my glass
They won't be handin' me a sash
And that's okay, cause there's no way
You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it, but I can't
I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
Yeah, I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
(Ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
When you're a girl who grows up in the South
I try to use my common sense
But my foot always ends up in my mouth
And if I had to walk a runway in high heels in front of the whole town
I'd fall down
And my mama cried
When she realized
I ain't pageant material
I'm always higher than my hair
And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't
I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
God bless the girls who smile and hug
When they're called out as a runner up on TV
I wish I could, but I just can't
Wear a smile when a smile ain't what I'm feelin'
And who's to say I'm a 9.5
Or a 4.0 if you don't even know me
Life ain't always roses and pantyhose
And I ain't pageant material
I'm always higher than my hair
And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it, but I can't
I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
I ain't pageant material
The only crown is in my glass
They won't be handin' me a sash
And that's okay, cause there's no way
You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a stage
I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it, but I can't
I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
Yeah, I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
(Ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh)
(Ooh, ooh, ooh)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.22] There's certain things you're s'posed to know
[00:03.02] When you're a girl who grows up in the South
[00:08.54] I try to use my common sense
[00:10.82] But my foot always ends up in my mouth
[00:15.87] And if I had to walk a runway in high heels in front of the whole town
[00:20.53] I'd fall down
[00:23.24] And my mama cried
[00:25.54] When she realized
[00:28.28] I ain't pageant material
[00:32.96] I'm always higher than my hair
[00:36.30] And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
[00:39.25] But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
[00:45.60] I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
[00:50.58] Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't
[00:56.29] I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
[01:04.28] God bless the girls who smile and hug
[01:06.51] When they're called out as a runner up on TV
[01:11.93] I wish I could, but I just can't
[01:14.57] Wear a smile when a smile ain't what I'm feelin'
[01:19.57] And who's to say I'm a 9.5
[01:22.37] Or a 4.0 if you don't even know me
[01:26.61] Life ain't always roses and pantyhose
[01:31.65] And I ain't pageant material
[01:37.03] I'm always higher than my hair
[01:39.77] And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
[01:42.91] But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
[01:49.06] I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
[01:54.38] Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it, but I can't
[02:00.04] I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
[02:25.49] I ain't pageant material
[02:30.35] The only crown is in my glass
[02:33.17] They won't be handin' me a sash
[02:35.72] And that's okay, cause there's no way
[02:38.18] You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a stage
[02:42.48] I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
[02:48.19] Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it, but I can't
[02:53.42] I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
[03:00.71] Yeah, I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
[03:11.13] (Ooh, ooh)
[03:16.49] (Ooh, ooh)
[03:21.27] (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
[03:24.82]
[00:03.02] When you're a girl who grows up in the South
[00:08.54] I try to use my common sense
[00:10.82] But my foot always ends up in my mouth
[00:15.87] And if I had to walk a runway in high heels in front of the whole town
[00:20.53] I'd fall down
[00:23.24] And my mama cried
[00:25.54] When she realized
[00:28.28] I ain't pageant material
[00:32.96] I'm always higher than my hair
[00:36.30] And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
[00:39.25] But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
[00:45.60] I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
[00:50.58] Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it but I can't
[00:56.29] I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
[01:04.28] God bless the girls who smile and hug
[01:06.51] When they're called out as a runner up on TV
[01:11.93] I wish I could, but I just can't
[01:14.57] Wear a smile when a smile ain't what I'm feelin'
[01:19.57] And who's to say I'm a 9.5
[01:22.37] Or a 4.0 if you don't even know me
[01:26.61] Life ain't always roses and pantyhose
[01:31.65] And I ain't pageant material
[01:37.03] I'm always higher than my hair
[01:39.77] And it ain't that I don't care about world peace
[01:42.91] But I don't see how I can fix it in a swimsuit on a stage
[01:49.06] I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
[01:54.38] Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it, but I can't
[02:00.04] I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
[02:25.49] I ain't pageant material
[02:30.35] The only crown is in my glass
[02:33.17] They won't be handin' me a sash
[02:35.72] And that's okay, cause there's no way
[02:38.18] You'll ever see me in a swimsuit on a stage
[02:42.48] I ain't exactly Miss Congenial
[02:48.19] Sometimes I talk before I think, I try to fake it, but I can't
[02:53.42] I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
[03:00.71] Yeah, I'd rather lose for what I am than win for what I ain't
[03:11.13] (Ooh, ooh)
[03:16.49] (Ooh, ooh)
[03:21.27] (Ooh, ooh, ooh)
[03:24.82]