I Want To Be Evil

[00:11.70] I've posed for pictures with Iv'ry Soap
[00:15.85] I've petted stray dogs and shied clear of dope
[00:20.04] My smile is brilliant, my glance is tender
[00:24.85] But I'm noted most for my unspoiled gender
[00:30.67] I've been made Miss Reingold, though I never touch beer
[00:35.27] And I'm the person to whom they say, "You're sweet, my dear"
[00:41.64] The only etchings I've seen have been behind glass
[00:46.37] And the closest I've been to a bar is at ballet class
[00:53.37] Prim and proper, the girl who's never been kissed
[01:00.88] I'm tired of being pure and not chased
[01:07.83] Like something that seeks its level
[01:11.03] I wanna go to the devil
[01:13.09] I wanna be evil, I wanna spit tacks
[01:16.56] I wanna be evil, and cheat at jacks
[01:21.02] I wanna be wicked, I wanna tell lies
[01:25.87] I wanna be mean, and throw mud pies
[01:29.92] I want to wake up in the morning
[01:32.76] With that dark brown taste
[01:35.20] I want to see some dissipation in my face
[01:39.17] I wanna be evil, I wanna be mad
[01:43.63] But more that that I wanna be bad
[01:48.16] I wanna be evil and trump an ace
[01:51.76] Just to see my partner's face
[01:56.51] I wanna be nasty, I wanna be cruel
[02:01.39] I wanna be daring, I wanna shoot pool
[02:05.43] And in the theatre
[02:07.32] I want to change my seat
[02:10.57] Just so I can step on
[02:12.52] Everybody's feet
[02:15.13] I wanna be evil, I wanna hurt flies
[02:18.85] I wanna sing songs like the guy who cries
[02:23.83] I wanna be horrid, I wanna drink booze
[02:27.89] And whatever I've got I'm eager to lose
[02:34.19] I wanna be evil, little evil me
[02:42.49] Just as mean and evil as I can be
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