There Is Life Outside Your Apartment

[00:00.09] Princeton?
[00:00.99] Yeah.
[00:01.86] Listen buddy, nobody's seen you for two weeks.
[00:04.56] What's up with that?
[00:05.43] I went to work for a temp agency
[00:07.24] And they fired me for being too depressing on the phone.
[00:10.84] I maxed out my cards.
[00:11.72] I'm two months behind in rent.
[00:12.67] I totally messed up my personal life.
[00:14.48] Oh and Brian - I still haven't found my purpose!
[00:17.10] Alright get off your ass and stop worrying
[00:19.84] Everyones getting together to mess around the city today
[00:21.60] Have fun.
[00:22.57] When I say everyone that includes you!
[00:25.26] There is life outside your apartment.
[00:29.87] I know it's hard to conceive
[00:32.57] But there's life outside your apartment
[00:36.13] And you're only gonna see it if you leave
[00:39.70] There is cool shit to do
[00:41.53] But it can't come to you
[00:43.30] And who knows dude you might even score
[00:46.02] There is life outside your apartment
[00:49.63] But you've got to open the door
[00:52.34] No thanks I'm stayin' in
[00:53.24] Don't tell me I gotta force you
[00:55.01] Sorry
[00:56.86] Alright everybody he's resisting
[00:59.58] There is life outside
[01:02.26] There is life outside
[01:03.19] There is life outisde your apartment
[01:09.48] There's a pigeon squashed on the street
[01:12.25] Ew
[01:13.09] There is a girl passing by
[01:14.04] No I think it's a guy
[01:15.82] And a homeless man who only wants to buy something to eat
[01:19.42] Sorry can't help you
[01:23.08] We could go to the zoo
[01:24.87] Pick up girls at NYU
[01:26.64] We could sit in the park smoking pot
[01:29.36] Or not
[01:30.25] There is life outside your apartment
[01:32.94] Well I guess I'll give it a shot
[01:35.60] Gunshot
[01:36.56] AH
[01:40.11] There is life outside your apartment
[01:43.77] I know jackhammer
[01:46.43] CHRIST
[01:47.38] There is life outside your apartment
[01:50.01] OH
[01:50.94] I'm gonna jump
[01:51.82] Don't do it
[01:52.71] Okay
[01:53.66] There is cool shit to do
[01:55.46] There is cool shit to do
[01:56.35] But it can't come to you
[01:57.21] But it can't come to you
[01:58.17] So come on!
[01:59.02] Honk
[01:59.99] Get outta the way asshole
[02:00.83] Fuck you!
[02:01.72] There is life outside your apartment
[02:03.67] Though you never know
[02:05.49] What's around the bend
[02:07.20] You could win the lotto
[02:09.01] Or make a friend
[02:11.72] Catcall
[02:15.32] Take her home to see your apartment
[02:22.50] Do you wanna feel special?
[02:24.39] Special
[02:25.26] I can see that you do
[02:28.86] Well I can make you feel special
[02:31.54] Special
[02:32.42] If you let me feel you
[02:34.27] She'll me feel you
[02:36.91] Where's your pad?
[02:37.82] Not too far
[02:38.74] We could call you a car
[02:39.65] We'll be fine thank you cya ya
[02:41.41] Hope you don't get gonorrhea
[02:44.15] There is life outisde your apartment
[02:47.78] But now it's time to go home
[02:49.53] There is life outside your apartment
[02:51.36] It's time to go home
[02:53.25] There is life outside your apartment
[02:55.09] There is life outside your apartment
[02:55.92] But now it's time to go home
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