Alphabet Insanity
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โฑ๏ธ 1:55 duration
๐ ID: 3984417
๐ Lyrics
I adamantly attack the alphabet
With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium
I'm like an Adderrall-addicted anaconda or an alcoholic
Or an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolics
But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat
Brushin' bubbly all over your booby and booty beef
'Cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carcass
Leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet
Crumble and chron' in Colorado with my Cal cronies
I'm crammin' it full of condiments like it's a calzone
Delicious, I didn't drive and drink
Whether diamonds or dimes, man, I'm diving deep like an
Electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned
Just entered me in the election
I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis
Of the erection
A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon
Five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in
Googling googly-eyed girls to get inside
Golly gee from Glasgow to Guatemela, gentrified
A hippopotamus is high on heroin, he heckles me
And hires Haitian Hank to hand his hoe a hysterectomy
In hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris
And hang with Hipster Helen, the hooker with huge hips
I'm ill, I'm Icarus, I ignite idiots in idioms and issues
Jumpy jargon, I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu
Killin em like a kid, got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza
In a knitted Kimono made out of Komodo Dragon skin
I'm rich like a Klingon that be kickin it at the Kremlin
But I kicking through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian
Lethal, literally litter a little limerick
That be littler than a Leprechaun
A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem
Makin a metamorphosis until mechanized like Megotron
Nick Nolte, a nerdy native of Nebraska
Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA
Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a
Orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia
Oswalt: Patton
Pickin a pocket pluckin a patent
I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion
I got a question, I gotta quiz ya
Let's step on the gas and go quicker, uh
Really getting ready for the revolution
Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort
Serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin
Like a sheet of Sudafed, I'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse
Titties on atilla tell a teller that'll toe tag
Terminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bag
Thugs
Are un-American, unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of Ugg's
Vivid and vivaciously venomous
With the wicked wombats only walking where women is
Gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu
XoXo
Yippy-ki-yay!
Yours' Truly
Mac
YES YO!!!
Oh shit, I forgot Z... Zebra
With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium
I'm like an Adderrall-addicted anaconda or an alcoholic
Or an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolics
But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat
Brushin' bubbly all over your booby and booty beef
'Cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carcass
Leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet
Crumble and chron' in Colorado with my Cal cronies
I'm crammin' it full of condiments like it's a calzone
Delicious, I didn't drive and drink
Whether diamonds or dimes, man, I'm diving deep like an
Electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned
Just entered me in the election
I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis
Of the erection
A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon
Five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in
Googling googly-eyed girls to get inside
Golly gee from Glasgow to Guatemela, gentrified
A hippopotamus is high on heroin, he heckles me
And hires Haitian Hank to hand his hoe a hysterectomy
In hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris
And hang with Hipster Helen, the hooker with huge hips
I'm ill, I'm Icarus, I ignite idiots in idioms and issues
Jumpy jargon, I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu
Killin em like a kid, got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza
In a knitted Kimono made out of Komodo Dragon skin
I'm rich like a Klingon that be kickin it at the Kremlin
But I kicking through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian
Lethal, literally litter a little limerick
That be littler than a Leprechaun
A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem
Makin a metamorphosis until mechanized like Megotron
Nick Nolte, a nerdy native of Nebraska
Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA
Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a
Orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia
Oswalt: Patton
Pickin a pocket pluckin a patent
I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion
I got a question, I gotta quiz ya
Let's step on the gas and go quicker, uh
Really getting ready for the revolution
Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort
Serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin
Like a sheet of Sudafed, I'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse
Titties on atilla tell a teller that'll toe tag
Terminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bag
Thugs
Are un-American, unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of Ugg's
Vivid and vivaciously venomous
With the wicked wombats only walking where women is
Gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu
XoXo
Yippy-ki-yay!
Yours' Truly
Mac
YES YO!!!
Oh shit, I forgot Z... Zebra
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:15.05] I adamantly attack the alphabet
[00:17.18] With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium
[00:19.04] I'm like an Adderrall-addicted anaconda or an alcoholic
[00:21.42] Or an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolics
[00:23.12] But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat
[00:25.28] Brushin' bubbly all over your booby and booty beef
[00:27.17] 'Cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carcass
[00:29.44] Leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet
[00:31.26] Crumble and chron' in Colorado with my Cal cronies
[00:33.35] I'm crammin' it full of condiments like it's a calzone
[00:35.34] Delicious, I didn't drive and drink
[00:36.90] Whether diamonds or dimes, man, I'm diving deep like an
[00:38.77] Electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned
[00:41.51] Just entered me in the election
[00:42.57] I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis
[00:44.93] Of the erection
[00:46.18] A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon
[00:47.91] Five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in
[00:49.84] Googling googly-eyed girls to get inside
[00:51.62] Golly gee from Glasgow to Guatemela, gentrified
[00:53.61] A hippopotamus is high on heroin, he heckles me
[00:55.26] And hires Haitian Hank to hand his hoe a hysterectomy
[00:57.16] In hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris
[00:58.95] And hang with Hipster Helen, the hooker with huge hips
[01:00.51] I'm ill, I'm Icarus, I ignite idiots in idioms and issues
[01:03.67] Jumpy jargon, I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu
[01:07.02] Killin em like a kid, got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza
[01:09.29] In a knitted Kimono made out of Komodo Dragon skin
[01:10.63] I'm rich like a Klingon that be kickin it at the Kremlin
[01:12.22] But I kicking through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian
[01:13.77] Lethal, literally litter a little limerick
[01:15.60] That be littler than a Leprechaun
[01:16.51] A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem
[01:18.01] Makin a metamorphosis until mechanized like Megotron
[01:19.53] Nick Nolte, a nerdy native of Nebraska
[01:21.22] Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA
[01:22.70] Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a
[01:24.39] Orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia
[01:25.86] Oswalt: Patton
[01:26.56] Pickin a pocket pluckin a patent
[01:27.64] I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion
[01:28.71] I got a question, I gotta quiz ya
[01:30.08] Let's step on the gas and go quicker, uh
[01:31.51] Really getting ready for the revolution
[01:32.62] Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort
[01:34.14] Serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin
[01:35.74] Like a sheet of Sudafed, I'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse
[01:37.31] Titties on atilla tell a teller that'll toe tag
[01:38.75] Terminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bag
[01:39.78] Thugs
[01:40.73] Are un-American, unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of Ugg's
[01:42.66] Vivid and vivaciously venomous
[01:43.75] With the wicked wombats only walking where women is
[01:44.99] Gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu
[01:46.12] XoXo
[01:46.66] Yippy-ki-yay!
[01:46.97] Yours' Truly
[01:47.55] Mac
[01:47.86] YES YO!!!
[01:49.00] Oh shit, I forgot Z... Zebra
[01:52.07]
[00:17.18] With an anecdotal algorithm made of Adamantium
[00:19.04] I'm like an Adderrall-addicted anaconda or an alcoholic
[00:21.42] Or an asshole, like A-Rod, no anabolics
[00:23.12] But I, brutally and beautifully butcher the banging beat
[00:25.28] Brushin' bubbly all over your booby and booty beef
[00:27.17] 'Cause I'm a carpenter, I come carvin' your carcass
[00:29.44] Leaving all these carp fish crushed on the carpet
[00:31.26] Crumble and chron' in Colorado with my Cal cronies
[00:33.35] I'm crammin' it full of condiments like it's a calzone
[00:35.34] Delicious, I didn't drive and drink
[00:36.90] Whether diamonds or dimes, man, I'm diving deep like an
[00:38.77] Electric eel, I'm elegantly eloquent and every cent I've ever earned
[00:41.51] Just entered me in the election
[00:42.57] I got eleven brains like an enormously educated Einstein with Elephantitis
[00:44.93] Of the erection
[00:46.18] A freak! I'm fighting with a flatfooted felon
[00:47.91] Five falcons just flew to a fountain, and fell in
[00:49.84] Googling googly-eyed girls to get inside
[00:51.62] Golly gee from Glasgow to Guatemela, gentrified
[00:53.61] A hippopotamus is high on heroin, he heckles me
[00:55.26] And hires Haitian Hank to hand his hoe a hysterectomy
[00:57.16] In hateful hieroglyph I hurl-out hyperbolic hubris
[00:58.95] And hang with Hipster Helen, the hooker with huge hips
[01:00.51] I'm ill, I'm Icarus, I ignite idiots in idioms and issues
[01:03.67] Jumpy jargon, I joust like Jacare jivin Japanese Judo and Jiujitsu
[01:07.02] Killin em like a kid, got a Kilogram of Ketamine for Kwanza
[01:09.29] In a knitted Kimono made out of Komodo Dragon skin
[01:10.63] I'm rich like a Klingon that be kickin it at the Kremlin
[01:12.22] But I kicking through your door, call me Kramer Kardashian
[01:13.77] Lethal, literally litter a little limerick
[01:15.60] That be littler than a Leprechaun
[01:16.51] A menace that'll manifest the melancholy mayhem
[01:18.01] Makin a metamorphosis until mechanized like Megotron
[01:19.53] Nick Nolte, a nerdy native of Nebraska
[01:21.22] Needs a neon ninja and a nectarine from NASA
[01:22.70] Ominously, I mean it's obvious you see a
[01:24.39] Orthodontist oozing out oodles of onomatopoeia
[01:25.86] Oswalt: Patton
[01:26.56] Pickin a pocket pluckin a patent
[01:27.64] I pickle purple poop in Patron for pure passion
[01:28.71] I got a question, I gotta quiz ya
[01:30.08] Let's step on the gas and go quicker, uh
[01:31.51] Really getting ready for the revolution
[01:32.62] Reeled a rotten rhythm ring around a Russia Ronda Rousey resort
[01:34.14] Serve a simple sentiment a simile that's smokin
[01:35.74] Like a sheet of Sudafed, I'm swiftly swimming like a seahorse
[01:37.31] Titties on atilla tell a teller that'll toe tag
[01:38.75] Terminator gun inside a turtle tattered tote bag
[01:39.78] Thugs
[01:40.73] Are un-American, unattractive and unwanted as an ugly pair of Ugg's
[01:42.66] Vivid and vivaciously venomous
[01:43.75] With the wicked wombats only walking where women is
[01:44.99] Gettin xenophobic at the Xanadu
[01:46.12] XoXo
[01:46.66] Yippy-ki-yay!
[01:46.97] Yours' Truly
[01:47.55] Mac
[01:47.86] YES YO!!!
[01:49.00] Oh shit, I forgot Z... Zebra
[01:52.07]