SLC Hunks

We bared our teeth through lipstick smears
And clenched our fists like a gang of queers

When they arched their backs and threw us hisses
We touched ourselves and blew them kisses

You mark us as heretic prize
You scowl at us while crucified

We'll only laugh and spit in your eye

Last time these Mormons tried to kill us
We made it out with the wit of our jokes
Last time these Mormons tried to kill us
We made it out by the spit in our throats