Cooties

Tracy Turnblad, this song is for you!
They came from way far out
In outer space
She's hard to miss and so
They landed on her face
She's got cooties!

Cooties

They've found a place to nest

She's got cooties!

Cooties

If I were her I'd be depressed
Long-tailed, sharp nails
Fuzzy legs, laying eggs
Come on everybody, let's stamp them out!

She's got cooties!

In science class
She's like a walking show-and-tell

She's got cooties!

You know she's coming down the hall
From just her smell

She's got cooties

Cooties

Nobody wants to sit by her

She's got cooties
Cooties

Don't need a coat
'Cause she's got fur!
Circle, circle
Dot, dot, dot
Hurry, get your cootie shot!

Dresses like a circus clown
Somebody oughta hose her down

Grew up in a cootie zoo
I bet her two-ton mama's got 'em too!
And that's for you!