How to Succeed

How to apply for a job.
How to advance for the mail room.
How to sit down on a desk.
How to dictate memorandums.
How to develop executive style.
How to commute in a three bottom suit,
With that weary executive smile.

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How to observe personnel.
How to select to whom to lunch with
How to avoid petty friends.
How to begin making contacts.
How to walk into a conference room with an idea
Bringing business idea,
That will make your expense account zoom.

This book is all what I need.
How to...
How to succeed.