Tiswas

[00:06.00] Pop round, Matt, I'll give you a fiver
[00:11.87] The Land That Time Forgot is on repeat
[00:18.08] I can hear the screams of people who wanna be me
[00:24.11] They wanna shave my tongue
[00:26.67] And tell the others that they were the ones who made me
[00:32.41] Who made me
[00:36.15] I've got called an anarchist
[00:38.94] That's for the middle class train-spotters
[00:42.16] I don't want my dog on a string
[00:44.78] That's gonna hurt the thing
[00:48.18] We got jobs in the mortgage clan
[00:51.05] And a car with a smoking window down
[00:53.98] Blow to your life and lob it right off
[00:56.68] It don't make sense, I know, look
[00:59.99] The dinosaurs are stuck on Denmark Street
[01:02.64] The boots of Hendrix lick my feet
[01:06.04] I'm not bothered, I never was
[01:08.88] Here's a crap caravan on Tiswas
[01:11.77] The dinosaurs are stuck, no way to get down
[01:14.83] The meteor sinks its teeth in the ground
[01:18.08] I'm not bothered, I never was
[01:20.82] Here's a crap gag from Spit the Dog
[01:24.06] Cameron's hairdresser got an MBE
[01:26.91] I said to my wife, "You better shoot me"
[01:30.08] It's all gone, what do I do
[01:32.93] Tell my daughter it's not true
[01:35.86] Tell my daughter it's all gone wrong
[01:39.07] Pete Tong, Pete Tong, Pete Tong
[01:42.01] Get out the mood, doc craze
[01:44.10] Get out the way
[01:48.03] Get out the mood, doc craze
[01:50.93] Get out the way
[01:53.87] The dinosaurs are stuck on Denmark Street
[01:56.73] The boots of Hendrix lick my feet
[02:00.14] I'm not bothered, I never was
[02:02.64] Here's a crap caravan on Tiswas
[02:05.64] The dinosaurs are stuck, no way to get down
[02:08.89] The meteor sinks its teeth in the ground
[02:11.10] I'm not bothered, I never was
[02:14.90] Here's a crap gag from Spit the Dog
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[02:32.06] Tiswas, OTT
[02:37.76] Tiswas, OTT
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