Season 2 Finale (From "Galavant Season 2")
π΅ 2500 characters
β±οΈ 3:51 duration
π ID: 4008487
π Lyrics
MONK/MONK CHOIR: Do you, your highness, take this male model to be your weddedβ
ISABELLA: I do.
MONK/MONK CHOIR: Do you, good sir, take your social superior to be your weddedβ
GALAVANT: Yes, I do.
MONK/MONK CHOIR: For richer, for poorer, in sickness and health,
Through rampaging Vikings and cannibal elves,
Through hobbits, and bikers, and dolphins with lasers, and mutants, and lawyers, andβ
SID: Oh my God, just kiss the bride!
MONK: So there's the ever after,
As promised all along.
Who better now to wrap it up and seal it with a song
Except the monks?
And hey, we're the monks!
(We're the monks)
That's right, we're the genre-bending, twitter-trending,
Bringing you the happy-ending monks...!
GWYNNE: And a new season burst all over the land.
CHEF: With new hopeβ
GWYNNE: Despite the whole feudal system.
KING/QUEEN OF VALENCIA: The true rulers reassumed their command.
JESTER: The old tyrants? Frankly, nobody missed 'em.
GARETH: The winners, they took all, and all the losers, they got squat.
Hey friend, I've decided to go rescue Madalena from herself.
Are you up for an adventure?
SID: Deinitely! I was wondering when I was going to break this armor in!
And those who had redeemed themselves all got a second shot.
I got a line in the song! They finaβ
ISABELLA: And two heroes got to hang up their swords.
GALAVANT: To live life, enjoying simple rewards...
MONK: And true evil disappeared within a cloud of minor chords...
Hahahahahaha... hahahaha... ha...
MADALENA: I'm here to see the DELβ
The Dark Evil Lord.
DARK LORD'S ASSISTANT: He's been waiting for you.
MADALENA: What is this? Does it hold the dark powers of the universe?
DARK LORD'S ASSISTANT: Oh, sorry, no. I can see why you thought that.
No, he just thinks you need to accessorize.
He's also a fashion consultant.
Now come in and he will begin your training to make you the most powerful force in the seven realms.
MADALENA: Nothing will stop me now.
MONK: And now we're almost done,
Our tale completely spun,
As buffed and polished as a royal jewel.
There's not much left to tell,
And hey, that's just as well,
Unless we get one more surprise renewal.
Now
We'll prob'ly have to go and get work
On some cheap-ass cable network,
Butβ
The door is not quite shut!
So if we make the cut,
Here's what you'll see on Galavant...
ROBERTA: Time to feed Tad Cooper. You know he only eats if you feed him.
RICHARD: He's such a inicky little fellow.
Oh, Tad Cooper... dinner time!
(Tad Roars, fire crackles)
I have a dragon!
ISABELLA: I do.
MONK/MONK CHOIR: Do you, good sir, take your social superior to be your weddedβ
GALAVANT: Yes, I do.
MONK/MONK CHOIR: For richer, for poorer, in sickness and health,
Through rampaging Vikings and cannibal elves,
Through hobbits, and bikers, and dolphins with lasers, and mutants, and lawyers, andβ
SID: Oh my God, just kiss the bride!
MONK: So there's the ever after,
As promised all along.
Who better now to wrap it up and seal it with a song
Except the monks?
And hey, we're the monks!
(We're the monks)
That's right, we're the genre-bending, twitter-trending,
Bringing you the happy-ending monks...!
GWYNNE: And a new season burst all over the land.
CHEF: With new hopeβ
GWYNNE: Despite the whole feudal system.
KING/QUEEN OF VALENCIA: The true rulers reassumed their command.
JESTER: The old tyrants? Frankly, nobody missed 'em.
GARETH: The winners, they took all, and all the losers, they got squat.
Hey friend, I've decided to go rescue Madalena from herself.
Are you up for an adventure?
SID: Deinitely! I was wondering when I was going to break this armor in!
And those who had redeemed themselves all got a second shot.
I got a line in the song! They finaβ
ISABELLA: And two heroes got to hang up their swords.
GALAVANT: To live life, enjoying simple rewards...
MONK: And true evil disappeared within a cloud of minor chords...
Hahahahahaha... hahahaha... ha...
MADALENA: I'm here to see the DELβ
The Dark Evil Lord.
DARK LORD'S ASSISTANT: He's been waiting for you.
MADALENA: What is this? Does it hold the dark powers of the universe?
DARK LORD'S ASSISTANT: Oh, sorry, no. I can see why you thought that.
No, he just thinks you need to accessorize.
He's also a fashion consultant.
Now come in and he will begin your training to make you the most powerful force in the seven realms.
MADALENA: Nothing will stop me now.
MONK: And now we're almost done,
Our tale completely spun,
As buffed and polished as a royal jewel.
There's not much left to tell,
And hey, that's just as well,
Unless we get one more surprise renewal.
Now
We'll prob'ly have to go and get work
On some cheap-ass cable network,
Butβ
The door is not quite shut!
So if we make the cut,
Here's what you'll see on Galavant...
ROBERTA: Time to feed Tad Cooper. You know he only eats if you feed him.
RICHARD: He's such a inicky little fellow.
Oh, Tad Cooper... dinner time!
(Tad Roars, fire crackles)
I have a dragon!