Spooky Mormon Hell Dream

[00:00.05] Long ago when I was five
[00:03.75] I snuck in the kitchen late at night
[00:07.30] And ate a doughnut with a maple glaze
[00:13.76] My father asked who ate the snack
[00:16.40] I said that it was my brother Jack
[00:20.09] And Jack got grounded for fourteen days
[00:26.46] I've lived with that guilt all of my life
[00:29.18] And the terrible vision that I had that night
[00:35.47] No, please! I don't wanna' go back
[00:40.12] Down, down thy soul is cast
[00:42.82] From the Earth whence forth ye fell
[00:46.37] The path of fire leads thee
[00:48.16] To spooky Mormon hell dream
[00:52.64] Welcome back to spooky Mormon hell dream
[00:58.16] You are having a spooky Mormon hell dream now
[01:05.91] And now I've gone and done it again
[01:07.76] (Rectus)
[01:08.68] I committed another awful sin
[01:10.47] (Dominus)
[01:11.45] I left my mission companion all alone
[01:13.23] (Spookytus)
[01:16.85] Oh God, how could I have done this to you?
[01:19.51] (Deus)
[01:20.48] How could I break rule seventy-two?
[01:22.24] (Creepyus)
[01:24.19] And now my soul has just been thrown
[01:26.83] Back into spooky Mormon Hell dream
[01:28.68] Down, down to Satan's realm
[01:31.31] See where you belong
[01:34.06] There is nothing you can do
[01:36.85] No escape from spooky Mormon Hell dream
[01:41.36] You blamed your brother for eating
[01:44.02] The doughnut and now you walk out
[01:45.95] On your mission companion, tch, you're a dick
[01:50.43] Jesus, I'm sorry
[01:53.12] Jesus hates you, this we know
[01:55.84] For Jesus just told you so
[01:59.50] You remember Lucifer?
[02:00.40] He is even spookier
[02:09.01] Minions of Hades, have you heard the news?
[02:10.83] Kevin was caught playing hooky
[02:14.53] Now he's back with all you Cath'lics and Jews
[02:17.29] It's super spooky-wooky
[02:20.88] I'm sorry, Lord, it was selfish of me
[02:23.57] To break the rules, please I don't wanna' be
[02:26.35] In this spooky Mormon Hell dream
[02:29.00] Spooky Mormon Hell dream
[02:32.64] Genghis Khan, Jeffrey Dahmer, Hitler, Johnnie Cochran
[02:39.04] The spirits all surround you
[02:41.77] Spooky, spooky, spooky
[02:45.39] I started a war who killed millions of Jews
[02:47.18] I slaughtered the Chinese
[02:50.80] I stabbed a guy and fucked his corpse
[02:54.09] I got OJ free
[02:56.76] You think that's bad? I broke rule seventy-two
[02:59.44] (Gasps)
[03:00.39] I left my companion, I'm way worse than you
[03:03.09] I hate this spooky Mormon hell dream
[03:05.83] (Spooky Mormon Hell dream)
[03:08.50] Oh, Heavenly Father
[03:12.16] (Ah)
[03:13.09] Please give me one more chance
[03:13.97] (Ah)
[03:15.79] I won't break the rules again
[03:18.24] (Ah)
[03:46.80] I can't believe Jesus called me a dick
[03:58.31] Welcome, welcome to spooky Mormon hell dream
[04:06.59] You are never waking up from spooky
[04:11.01] Mormon hell dream
[04:13.72] Oh, please help me Father
[04:14.60] (Down, down thy soul is cast)
[04:15.53] Please let me wake up
[04:16.55] (From the earth whence forth ye fell)
[04:17.40] Give me one more chance
[04:18.32] (This must be it, you must be there)
[04:19.22] I won't let you down again
[04:20.15] (You must be in spooky Mormon hell dream now)
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