Sunday Morning Fever

[00:03.70] Welcome back, faithful followers old and new
[00:07.89] And now, to raise the temperature even higher
[00:11.47] We have a brand-new hymn by our very own Queen of Angels
[00:14.98] Or should I say -
[00:16.38] Disco Queen of Angels Choir
[00:19.33] Hit it, sisters!
[00:22.03] Spread the news
[00:23.47] It's time to rock the pews
[00:25.06] We've got the Sunday morning fever
[00:29.15] It's a sound that turns your soul around
[00:32.86] Until it makes you a believer
[00:37.21] Every priest
[00:38.96] Every deacon
[00:40.59] Everyone who feels the beat starts freakin'
[00:44.26] Catch the bug
[00:46.16] Ride the groove
[00:47.74] Boogie till you feel your spirit move
[00:51.64] Come and get that Sunday morning fever
[00:57.50] Give the Lord a try
[01:01.28] Queen of Angels is not your grandma's church anymore
[01:05.64] God help your grandmother if it were
[01:08.09] Everything that woman does
[01:11.83] Infects us more and more
[01:15.78] Things were bad the way it was
[01:19.21] But Lord, you're killing us with the cure
[01:22.97] Welcome back, O multitudes
[01:27.25] Our humble sanctuary overflows with your fabulous devotions!
[01:31.06] So
[01:31.83] Get down, get down, get down
[01:33.15] On your knees
[01:34.54] And show the Lord how deep
[01:36.23] Is your love
[01:37.84] Girls and boys
[01:39.20] Come make a joyful noise
[01:41.01] And do the Sunday morning hustle
[01:45.11] Bump that thing
[01:46.43] In praise of Christ the King
[01:48.43] Until you pull your pelvic muscle
[01:52.59] Get confessed
[01:54.48] Get anointed
[01:56.37] Then get down like you were double jointed
[02:00.05] Feel the flow
[02:01.70] Dig the scene
[02:03.63] Shake it like you're Mary Magdalene
[02:07.44] Come and get that Sunday morning fever
[02:13.37] Make your footsies fly
[02:16.89] By popular demand, Queen of Angels Church expands
[02:20.69] To eight masses per Sunday
[02:22.31] All fueled by the high-octane choir direction
[02:24.69] Of the fabulous Sister Mary Clarence
[02:26.76] Deloris!
[02:27.95] What part of "hiding out" don't you understand?
[02:31.20] This keeps going and crowds keep growing
[02:34.10] The word is gonna spread
[02:38.73] Every mention just brings more attention
[02:42.21] And you won't be so fabulous if you're dead
[02:46.27] Now put your hands in the air
[02:47.90] And wave 'em all around in prayer
[02:50.08] Let your funky behavior
[02:50.10] Show that you and the Savior
[02:51.94] Got each other like Sonny and Cher
[02:54.10] A hip, hop
[02:55.22] A hippity, a dippity
[02:56.30] A ding-dong-dippity-dee
[02:58.12] I'm a celibate Sister
[02:59.22] But I'm hot as a blister
[03:00.30] So hang on to your rosary
[03:02.53] Now I may be a fossil
[03:03.36] But my skills are colossal
[03:04.10] And I rock the mic just like an apostle
[03:06.22] And I don't stop 'till your doubts go pop
[03:08.42] And I take you over the top
[03:10.35] We got Matt, Mark, Luke, and John
[03:12.52] Those guys are pros and they ain't no cons
[03:14.66] So let's party on til the break, break of dawn
[03:16.50] Like a sancti-funkadelic orgasma-tron
[03:18.79] Get the vibe
[03:20.35] Make some noise
[03:22.39] Do the bus stop with the altar boys
[03:26.39] You can bet that Sunday morning fever
[03:32.06] Is the reason why
[03:35.44] Ahh, beep beep
[03:37.65] Dudes and chicks (beep beep)
[03:38.95] Whip out your crucifix (toot toot)
[03:40.54] And join the Sunday celebration (uh-huh, join the celebration)
[03:44.38] Genuflect (toot toot)
[03:45.74] Give God his due respect (beep beep)
[03:47.92] Then put your backside in rotation
[03:51.88] Raise your hands (uh-huh)
[03:54.03] Get them clapping (uh-huh)
[03:55.53] And you'll see that miracles can happen (aw, beep beep)
[03:59.65] Sisters! Sisters, I bear remarkable news
[04:02.97] A miracle has happened
[04:04.57] Bishop Donahue read last week's newspaper article
[04:06.10] About our choir!
[04:09.69] No, no, no, wait, that is not the news, no
[04:11.82] He called Archbishop Marsukis
[04:13.53] Who called Cardinal McCanna
[04:15.19] Who has invited us to sing this week
[04:19.38] Let me finish!
[04:20.11] He has invited us to sing this week
[04:22.50] For a special visitor
[04:23.66] A very special visitor
[04:25.73] From
[04:27.17] The Vatican!
[04:29.23] You mean the Po-Po-oh
[04:32.36] The Po- Po- ho
[04:35.65] Calm down, Sister
[04:37.58] You mean the Pope?
[04:41.98] That's right, Sisters! Can you believe it?
[04:43.77] The Pope himself!
[04:47.58] Praise the Lord
[04:49.17] Join the flock
[04:51.02] Party til you make the cloister rock
[04:54.61] Won't regret that Sunday morning fever
[05:00.66] Kiss those sins goodbye
[05:03.84] Fill the church
[05:05.78] Pass the plate
[05:07.75] Everybody transubstantiate
[05:11.29] Come and get that Sunday morning fever
[05:16.92] Supernatural high
[05:20.79] Mass appeal
[05:22.34] Was never so real
[05:24.08] Can't you feel
[05:26.16] That Sunday fever
[05:28.03] Just imagine what the Pope will make of them
[05:31.98] Every sequined booty shake of them (Cool it down, ya gotta promise me you will)
[05:35.77] Let us pray he isn't too censorial (Or you'll blow it, guarantee you will)
[05:39.45] And that somehow God's true glory'll rise (And the odds that Shank will see you will rise)
[05:43.37] Sunday fever rise
[05:46.16] Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise!
[05:47.56] Sunday fever, rise!
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