The Harvard Variations
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Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest
Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law
Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves
Aaron Sholtz, I won a full bright and a rose
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own?
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
What's up? Yo
Sandeep Agrawal Parmadhan, but you may call me, "Your majesty"
In my country, my word was law
But then I flee
Because of stupid coup d'etat
But here I learn
I make new friends
And soon return
In bullet proof Mercedes Benz
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Har
Enid Hupes, I did the peace corps overseas
Inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself
For mod entries
I bought to clean up their lagoons
And save their rare endangered loons
And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
Pretty impressive, good
But now I'm on the legal track
Because this country's out of whack
And only women have the guts to go and take it back
We'll make the government come clean
And get more people voting green
And really stick it to the phallus of the war machine
I love your top, it is so petite chick
Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101
With Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington the Third?
It's in Houser over there, second building on the left
Thanks
I won a full bright and a rose
I write financial software codes
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Warner, excuse me
Pardon me
Coming through
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
Elle? Oh my god, Warner? I totally forgot you go here
Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law
Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves
Aaron Sholtz, I won a full bright and a rose
I write financial software codes
But that's a challenge I've outgrown
How many yachts can one man own?
Some say that I'm a pompous creep
Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
What's up? Yo
Sandeep Agrawal Parmadhan, but you may call me, "Your majesty"
In my country, my word was law
But then I flee
Because of stupid coup d'etat
But here I learn
I make new friends
And soon return
In bullet proof Mercedes Benz
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Har
Enid Hupes, I did the peace corps overseas
Inoculating refugees
In family clinics that I built myself
For mod entries
I bought to clean up their lagoons
And save their rare endangered loons
And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
Pretty impressive, good
But now I'm on the legal track
Because this country's out of whack
And only women have the guts to go and take it back
We'll make the government come clean
And get more people voting green
And really stick it to the phallus of the war machine
I love your top, it is so petite chick
Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101
With Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington the Third?
It's in Houser over there, second building on the left
Thanks
I won a full bright and a rose
I write financial software codes
Why bother with false modesty?
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Warner, excuse me
Pardon me
Coming through
Harvard's the perfect place for me
Pretty impressive, good to know
Welcome to Harvard
Elle? Oh my god, Warner? I totally forgot you go here
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:10.84] Hello, I'm Emmett Forrest
[00:13.52] Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law
[00:17.17] Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves
[00:20.78] Aaron Sholtz, I won a full bright and a rose
[00:24.40] I write financial software codes
[00:27.14] But that's a challenge I've outgrown
[00:29.80] How many yachts can one man own?
[00:32.57] Some say that I'm a pompous creep
[00:35.27] Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
[00:37.97] Why bother with false modesty?
[00:40.67] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[00:43.33] Pretty impressive, good to know
[00:46.00] Welcome to Harvard
[00:47.93] What's up? Yo
[00:48.80] Sandeep Agrawal Parmadhan, but you may call me, "Your majesty"
[00:54.22] In my country, my word was law
[00:59.73] But then I flee
[01:02.44] Because of stupid coup d'etat
[01:05.14] But here I learn
[01:08.71] I make new friends
[01:11.46] And soon return
[01:14.18] In bullet proof Mercedes Benz
[01:16.86] Pretty impressive, good to know
[01:18.69] Welcome to Har
[01:20.57] Enid Hupes, I did the peace corps overseas
[01:22.35] Inoculating refugees
[01:24.18] In family clinics that I built myself
[01:25.94] For mod entries
[01:27.72] I bought to clean up their lagoons
[01:28.62] And save their rare endangered loons
[01:29.58] And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
[01:32.27] Pretty impressive, good
[01:35.04] But now I'm on the legal track
[01:35.96] Because this country's out of whack
[01:36.85] And only women have the guts to go and take it back
[01:39.54] We'll make the government come clean
[01:41.30] And get more people voting green
[01:43.16] And really stick it to the phallus of the war machine
[01:45.81] I love your top, it is so petite chick
[01:48.57] Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101
[01:52.13] With Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington the Third?
[01:54.98] It's in Houser over there, second building on the left
[01:58.51] Thanks
[02:02.14] I won a full bright and a rose
[02:03.92] I write financial software codes
[02:06.61] Why bother with false modesty?
[02:09.36] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:12.06] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:14.75] Warner, excuse me
[02:18.31] Pardon me
[02:22.07] Coming through
[02:23.82] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:25.70] Pretty impressive, good to know
[02:28.33] Welcome to Harvard
[02:29.22] Elle? Oh my god, Warner? I totally forgot you go here
[02:33.77]
[00:13.52] Welcome to the hallowed halls of Harvard Law
[00:17.17] Let's go around and share a bit about yourselves
[00:20.78] Aaron Sholtz, I won a full bright and a rose
[00:24.40] I write financial software codes
[00:27.14] But that's a challenge I've outgrown
[00:29.80] How many yachts can one man own?
[00:32.57] Some say that I'm a pompous creep
[00:35.27] Somehow I don't lose that much sleep
[00:37.97] Why bother with false modesty?
[00:40.67] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[00:43.33] Pretty impressive, good to know
[00:46.00] Welcome to Harvard
[00:47.93] What's up? Yo
[00:48.80] Sandeep Agrawal Parmadhan, but you may call me, "Your majesty"
[00:54.22] In my country, my word was law
[00:59.73] But then I flee
[01:02.44] Because of stupid coup d'etat
[01:05.14] But here I learn
[01:08.71] I make new friends
[01:11.46] And soon return
[01:14.18] In bullet proof Mercedes Benz
[01:16.86] Pretty impressive, good to know
[01:18.69] Welcome to Har
[01:20.57] Enid Hupes, I did the peace corps overseas
[01:22.35] Inoculating refugees
[01:24.18] In family clinics that I built myself
[01:25.94] For mod entries
[01:27.72] I bought to clean up their lagoons
[01:28.62] And save their rare endangered loons
[01:29.58] And led a protest march against insensitive cartoons
[01:32.27] Pretty impressive, good
[01:35.04] But now I'm on the legal track
[01:35.96] Because this country's out of whack
[01:36.85] And only women have the guts to go and take it back
[01:39.54] We'll make the government come clean
[01:41.30] And get more people voting green
[01:43.16] And really stick it to the phallus of the war machine
[01:45.81] I love your top, it is so petite chick
[01:48.57] Anyone know where I can find Criminal Law 101
[01:52.13] With Professor Callahan and Warner Huntington the Third?
[01:54.98] It's in Houser over there, second building on the left
[01:58.51] Thanks
[02:02.14] I won a full bright and a rose
[02:03.92] I write financial software codes
[02:06.61] Why bother with false modesty?
[02:09.36] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:12.06] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:14.75] Warner, excuse me
[02:18.31] Pardon me
[02:22.07] Coming through
[02:23.82] Harvard's the perfect place for me
[02:25.70] Pretty impressive, good to know
[02:28.33] Welcome to Harvard
[02:29.22] Elle? Oh my god, Warner? I totally forgot you go here
[02:33.77]