Your Mother Is a Whore (From "Galavant Season 2" / Demo)
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โฑ๏ธ 2:30 duration
๐ ID: 4015784
๐ Lyrics
Oi, you got a problem?
No, no, no, Your Highness
Well, you should
Gareth here just called your mother a whore
No, I, I did
She's a whore (Yup!)
A whore (Sure!)
Your mother is a whore
She's the biggest freaking whore you've ever seen before
Yes it's so (What?)
Hello, I'm his mother (And a ho)
If Your Grace would have a go, just say the word (God, no!)
Mine's a tramp and a harlot to the nth degree
God forgive me, mine's not, but she'll put out for free
Mine's a slag
Mine's a wench
Mine is both, and also French
She's a whore
God save the king
There's got to be someone here who I can insult
Someone, anyone? (Oooh, him!)
She's a ... (What?)
A ... (Eww!)
My mother is a ... you
Your Highness, mine's a ... who likes to ... and ...
Mine will ..., I don't kid
Loves to ... men always did (Gross!)
You kiss her with that mouth?
No, that's an extra quid
Well, your grandma-
A ...ing ... from way back when
And your aunt?
She's a nun before she ...s amen
And our wives? Total skanks
Of the very lowest ranks
Plus, my dad is a whore
God save the king
I don't believe this
Quick, the door, fresh meat
Your mother is a ... and a ... and ...
Yes, my king, she ... until she ...s a ... (Ecch!)
Your mother goes ... a ...ing all over the place
Yes, she ... ... and ... ..., Your Grace
You, your mother ... ... ...
Sure, she loves to ... ... ...
Wait, and then she ... ... ...
Up until she ... ... ... (No!)
Yes, and then she ... ... ... ... ... ...
So-
Wait, she also ... ...
Just, wow
So, they're whores
Filthy whores
All our mothers dirty whores
No one's sluttier or smuttier
Well, maybe yours
Utter tarts, off the charts
I left out the sickest parts
And we mean it from the bottom of our loyal hearts
Though I love my dear mama more than anything
Lord above, we can't disagree with you, our king
Though they're bores, she's a whore
Wait, I'm actually a whore
What's more
You terrify us to the core
So, one more drink and out the door
God save the king
This is a disaster
No, no, no, Your Highness
Well, you should
Gareth here just called your mother a whore
No, I, I did
She's a whore (Yup!)
A whore (Sure!)
Your mother is a whore
She's the biggest freaking whore you've ever seen before
Yes it's so (What?)
Hello, I'm his mother (And a ho)
If Your Grace would have a go, just say the word (God, no!)
Mine's a tramp and a harlot to the nth degree
God forgive me, mine's not, but she'll put out for free
Mine's a slag
Mine's a wench
Mine is both, and also French
She's a whore
God save the king
There's got to be someone here who I can insult
Someone, anyone? (Oooh, him!)
She's a ... (What?)
A ... (Eww!)
My mother is a ... you
Your Highness, mine's a ... who likes to ... and ...
Mine will ..., I don't kid
Loves to ... men always did (Gross!)
You kiss her with that mouth?
No, that's an extra quid
Well, your grandma-
A ...ing ... from way back when
And your aunt?
She's a nun before she ...s amen
And our wives? Total skanks
Of the very lowest ranks
Plus, my dad is a whore
God save the king
I don't believe this
Quick, the door, fresh meat
Your mother is a ... and a ... and ...
Yes, my king, she ... until she ...s a ... (Ecch!)
Your mother goes ... a ...ing all over the place
Yes, she ... ... and ... ..., Your Grace
You, your mother ... ... ...
Sure, she loves to ... ... ...
Wait, and then she ... ... ...
Up until she ... ... ... (No!)
Yes, and then she ... ... ... ... ... ...
So-
Wait, she also ... ...
Just, wow
So, they're whores
Filthy whores
All our mothers dirty whores
No one's sluttier or smuttier
Well, maybe yours
Utter tarts, off the charts
I left out the sickest parts
And we mean it from the bottom of our loyal hearts
Though I love my dear mama more than anything
Lord above, we can't disagree with you, our king
Though they're bores, she's a whore
Wait, I'm actually a whore
What's more
You terrify us to the core
So, one more drink and out the door
God save the king
This is a disaster
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.19] Oi, you got a problem?
[00:01.60] No, no, no, Your Highness
[00:02.61] Well, you should
[00:04.22] Gareth here just called your mother a whore
[00:06.12] No, I, I did
[00:09.70] She's a whore (Yup!)
[00:10.79] A whore (Sure!)
[00:11.76] Your mother is a whore
[00:13.26] She's the biggest freaking whore you've ever seen before
[00:16.24] Yes it's so (What?)
[00:17.21] Hello, I'm his mother (And a ho)
[00:19.77] If Your Grace would have a go, just say the word (God, no!)
[00:22.71] Mine's a tramp and a harlot to the nth degree
[00:26.32] God forgive me, mine's not, but she'll put out for free
[00:29.84] Mine's a slag
[00:30.84] Mine's a wench
[00:31.41] Mine is both, and also French
[00:32.95] She's a whore
[00:33.89] God save the king
[00:36.83] There's got to be someone here who I can insult
[00:38.96] Someone, anyone? (Oooh, him!)
[00:41.45] She's a ... (What?)
[00:42.69] A ... (Eww!)
[00:43.62] My mother is a ... you
[00:45.16] Your Highness, mine's a ... who likes to ... and ...
[00:48.27] Mine will ..., I don't kid
[00:50.25] Loves to ... men always did (Gross!)
[00:52.26] You kiss her with that mouth?
[00:53.20] No, that's an extra quid
[00:55.27] Well, your grandma-
[00:56.23] A ...ing ... from way back when
[00:58.60] And your aunt?
[00:59.37] She's a nun before she ...s amen
[01:01.85] And our wives? Total skanks
[01:03.62] Of the very lowest ranks
[01:05.30] Plus, my dad is a whore
[01:06.86] God save the king
[01:07.81] I don't believe this
[01:09.37] Quick, the door, fresh meat
[01:10.81] Your mother is a ... and a ... and ...
[01:14.26] Yes, my king, she ... until she ...s a ... (Ecch!)
[01:17.48] Your mother goes ... a ...ing all over the place
[01:20.99] Yes, she ... ... and ... ..., Your Grace
[01:24.37] You, your mother ... ... ...
[01:26.40] Sure, she loves to ... ... ...
[01:27.53] Wait, and then she ... ... ...
[01:29.41] Up until she ... ... ... (No!)
[01:31.51] Yes, and then she ... ... ... ... ... ...
[01:39.28] So-
[01:39.70] Wait, she also ... ...
[01:44.35] Just, wow
[01:45.95] So, they're whores
[01:46.85] Filthy whores
[01:47.75] All our mothers dirty whores
[01:49.38] No one's sluttier or smuttier
[01:51.12] Well, maybe yours
[01:52.72] Utter tarts, off the charts
[01:54.23] I left out the sickest parts
[01:55.98] And we mean it from the bottom of our loyal hearts
[01:59.43] Though I love my dear mama more than anything
[02:02.80] Lord above, we can't disagree with you, our king
[02:06.22] Though they're bores, she's a whore
[02:08.03] Wait, I'm actually a whore
[02:09.79] What's more
[02:11.97] You terrify us to the core
[02:15.45] So, one more drink and out the door
[02:17.69] God save the king
[02:24.43] This is a disaster
[02:26.48]
[00:01.60] No, no, no, Your Highness
[00:02.61] Well, you should
[00:04.22] Gareth here just called your mother a whore
[00:06.12] No, I, I did
[00:09.70] She's a whore (Yup!)
[00:10.79] A whore (Sure!)
[00:11.76] Your mother is a whore
[00:13.26] She's the biggest freaking whore you've ever seen before
[00:16.24] Yes it's so (What?)
[00:17.21] Hello, I'm his mother (And a ho)
[00:19.77] If Your Grace would have a go, just say the word (God, no!)
[00:22.71] Mine's a tramp and a harlot to the nth degree
[00:26.32] God forgive me, mine's not, but she'll put out for free
[00:29.84] Mine's a slag
[00:30.84] Mine's a wench
[00:31.41] Mine is both, and also French
[00:32.95] She's a whore
[00:33.89] God save the king
[00:36.83] There's got to be someone here who I can insult
[00:38.96] Someone, anyone? (Oooh, him!)
[00:41.45] She's a ... (What?)
[00:42.69] A ... (Eww!)
[00:43.62] My mother is a ... you
[00:45.16] Your Highness, mine's a ... who likes to ... and ...
[00:48.27] Mine will ..., I don't kid
[00:50.25] Loves to ... men always did (Gross!)
[00:52.26] You kiss her with that mouth?
[00:53.20] No, that's an extra quid
[00:55.27] Well, your grandma-
[00:56.23] A ...ing ... from way back when
[00:58.60] And your aunt?
[00:59.37] She's a nun before she ...s amen
[01:01.85] And our wives? Total skanks
[01:03.62] Of the very lowest ranks
[01:05.30] Plus, my dad is a whore
[01:06.86] God save the king
[01:07.81] I don't believe this
[01:09.37] Quick, the door, fresh meat
[01:10.81] Your mother is a ... and a ... and ...
[01:14.26] Yes, my king, she ... until she ...s a ... (Ecch!)
[01:17.48] Your mother goes ... a ...ing all over the place
[01:20.99] Yes, she ... ... and ... ..., Your Grace
[01:24.37] You, your mother ... ... ...
[01:26.40] Sure, she loves to ... ... ...
[01:27.53] Wait, and then she ... ... ...
[01:29.41] Up until she ... ... ... (No!)
[01:31.51] Yes, and then she ... ... ... ... ... ...
[01:39.28] So-
[01:39.70] Wait, she also ... ...
[01:44.35] Just, wow
[01:45.95] So, they're whores
[01:46.85] Filthy whores
[01:47.75] All our mothers dirty whores
[01:49.38] No one's sluttier or smuttier
[01:51.12] Well, maybe yours
[01:52.72] Utter tarts, off the charts
[01:54.23] I left out the sickest parts
[01:55.98] And we mean it from the bottom of our loyal hearts
[01:59.43] Though I love my dear mama more than anything
[02:02.80] Lord above, we can't disagree with you, our king
[02:06.22] Though they're bores, she's a whore
[02:08.03] Wait, I'm actually a whore
[02:09.79] What's more
[02:11.97] You terrify us to the core
[02:15.45] So, one more drink and out the door
[02:17.69] God save the king
[02:24.43] This is a disaster
[02:26.48]