99 Problems

[00:01.70] Yeah, last year a lot of motherfuckers asked me
[00:03.86] Why I didn't do no sex nasty shit
[00:05.73] But this year I went to Miami and got my nigga from 2 Live
[00:08.56] Brother Marquis in the house
[00:10.22] Yeah I'm the motherfuckin' nigga
[00:11.65] Yeah, we gonna answer the question about girl problems
[00:13.75] All these niggas is havin' girl problems, Marq
[00:15.68] Huh, tell'em man, tell'em
[00:17.27] Lemme tell you what time it is...
[00:19.16] I got a ho from the east
[00:20.87] Got a ho from the west
[00:22.26] Got a ho that likes to jack it off
[00:23.32] And rub it in her chest
[00:24.91] I got a ho from the north
[00:25.85] A ho from the south
[00:26.94] A ho that likes to suck at long and hold it in her mouth
[00:29.28] I got a bitch with hair
[00:30.55] A bitch with none
[00:31.79] A bitch with a knife
[00:32.92] A bitch with a gun
[00:34.28] A bitch with an ass big as a TV set
[00:35.83] And there's a bitch over there
[00:37.79] Hey, the one I'm gonna get
[00:39.15] But yo, yo maybe not, she might not like me though
[00:41.13] No sweat to vet, I'll slam her sister though
[00:43.57] Word, I'll slam the whole damn herd
[00:46.37] I fuck 'em all and leave em on the curb
[00:48.45] I got a bitch with a mink
[00:49.76] Who rocks a fat gold link
[00:51.06] Who likes to fuck me with her ass up on the kitchen sink
[00:53.35] Got a bitch with tits
[00:54.56] A bitch with ass
[00:55.62] A bitch with none
[00:56.89] But hey, I give her a pass
[00:58.23] And I love em all, I love 'em crazily
[01:00.25] And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
[01:02.64] So if you're havin' girl problems
[01:04.39] I feel bad for ya, son
[01:05.43] Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
[01:07.82] Hit it
[01:11.44] No a bitch ain't one
[01:14.07]
[01:17.31] I got a bitch that's old
[01:18.58] A bitch who is new
[01:19.67] A bitch who likes velvet in the colors blue
[01:21.92] I got a bitch who's fat
[01:23.13] A bitch who's built
[01:24.32] A bitch that all her titties give out powdered milk
[01:26.71] I got a bitch who is funny
[01:28.19] A bitch who ain't
[01:29.31] A bitch who can sing
[01:30.53] A bitch who can't
[01:31.87] A bitch who loves fuckin' on an airplane
[01:34.65] I even got a bitch off soul train
[01:36.72] I got a bitch who rolls a rag top Benz
[01:40.72] Long ends
[01:42.08] I got a bitch who's broke as a bum
[01:44.79] But she's the most fun
[01:46.30] I got a bitch who play piano
[01:47.73] A bitch who don't
[01:48.86] A bitch who dances naked
[01:50.16] A bitch who won't
[01:51.29] A bitch who's short
[01:52.32] A bitch who's tall
[01:53.48] A bitch who burns my pager with priority calls
[01:55.68] And I love em all, I love 'em crazily
[01:57.76] And they love me back, that's why they stay with me
[02:00.43] So if you're havin' girl problems
[02:01.73] I feel bad for ya, son
[02:02.94] Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
[02:05.37] Hit me
[02:06.45] Yo Marquis, you from Miami man,
[02:08.19] Why don't you show these motherfuckers all the over the world
[02:10.28] The 2 Live style of how the bitches treat
[02:12.44] A motherfuckin' fly nigga like you
[02:14.86] I got 99 problems a bitch ain't one of them
[02:17.30] I don't trip on hos
[02:18.88] Cause I don't need none of 'em
[02:20.18] Pussy's the temptation, dick's the persuasion
[02:22.12] All hos suck cock, nigga how you play 'em?
[02:24.68] That's why I don't sleep on 'em
[02:25.91] I just freak on 'em
[02:26.95] Put my dick in their mouth
[02:28.04] Take it out and I ski on 'em
[02:29.65] The nigga, the one-nighter
[02:30.77] The bitch exciter
[02:31.97] I only love my hos when I'm goin' up inside 'em
[02:34.34] Problem number one is gettin' money
[02:36.37] I'd rather taste the green than sip the honey
[02:38.88] So don't expect nothing
[02:40.69] Cause I ain't offering
[02:41.53] I go hard on my bitches 'cause I'm never never softening
[02:44.13] Putting demands on em
[02:45.18] Fuck 'em then scram on 'em
[02:46.46] The wham bam thank you ma'am game just ran on 'em
[02:48.82] So fuck how you feel
[02:49.87] You fuckin' cheap thrill
[02:50.92] I hope you took the pill 'cause I won't pay the bill
[02:53.46] Getting pussy is just another expense
[02:55.50] If pussy pays the bills
[02:56.97] Then dick pays the rent
[02:58.23] I only need a ho for one thing and that's to cum
[03:00.56] I've got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
[03:02.66] Ha!
[03:03.91] Yo Marquis my motherfucker, you got problems man?
[03:06.69] A bitch ain't one
[03:07.93] Aw shit, let me tell you how to do this shit
[03:13.12] (I got a bitch that loves to gink)
[03:14.97] She'll fuck you right after she fucks me
[03:17.62] (I got a bitch who loves boats)
[03:19.83] I got a bitch who loves handcuffs and ropes
[03:22.44] I got a bitch that's fast
[03:23.63] A bitch that's slow
[03:24.79] (A bitch that's a virgin
[03:26.19] And a bitch that's a hoe)
[03:27.49] A bitch that lies
[03:28.56] (A bitch that's true)
[03:29.76] A bitch who's a man
[03:30.63] Because they're bitches too
[03:31.84] I got a bitch that's cool
[03:33.04] (A bitch that's hot)
[03:34.22] A bitch who loves rap
[03:35.57] A bitch who loves rock
[03:36.78] A bitch who's lost
[03:37.80] And one who knows where it's at
[03:39.14] She gets up under me
[03:40.60] And purrs like a cat
[03:41.77] I got a bitch that runs
[03:42.66] I got a bitch that walks
[03:43.77] I got a bitch that yells
[03:44.77] I got a bitch who talks
[03:45.83] I got a bitch that's dirty
[03:47.10] Got a bitch that's neat
[03:48.53] I got a super fly bitch that I knocked in a swap-meet
[03:50.80] And I love 'em all, I love 'em crazily
[03:53.02] And they love me back that's why they stay with me
[03:55.63] So if you havin' girl problems
[03:56.84] I feel bad for ya, son
[03:58.14] Got 99 problems and a bitch ain't one
[04:00.41] Hit me
[04:04.36] No a bitch ain't one
[04:08.58] Huh, you know a bitch ain't one
[04:10.46] You know what I'm sayin'
[04:11.39] I got problems my motherfuckin' rent Marquis
[04:13.47] But a bitch ain't one
[04:15.05] Maybe got yourself nothing man
[04:16.38] Fucking raggedy skank-ass hos, nigga
[04:18.44] A bitch ain't one
[04:20.03] I got a problems stayin' out here on the streets
[04:21.62] With these police tryin' to take a nigga out, y'know?
[04:23.48] But a bitch ain't one
[04:25.77] Got problems with motherfuckers
[04:27.24] Buying my records
[04:28.37] But a bitch ain't one
[04:29.85] Fuck 'em all
[04:31.14] Fuck them motherfuckers
[04:32.30] Y'know what I'm saying
[04:33.67] A bitch ain't one
[04:34.71] Got problems man
[04:35.97] All of motherfuckers can kiss my motherfuckin' ass, for real
[04:38.63] Niggas worryin' about bitches, they better find something else to worry about
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