We Tapped That Ass
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π ID: 402734
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I banged you here
I nailed you there
And on this couch
And in this chair
In the doorway, the hallway, on every stair
We tapped that ass all over this house
Sometimes him
Sometimes me
Though never simultaneously
But one of us was hittin' it usually
We tapped that ass all over this house
You'll never escape us
'Cause we live in your head
Just two swell dudes
That you screwed
Here
And here
And there
And here
And even occasionally in your bed
That bed is really uncomfortable
Right? It's like a prison cot
On the stove
Over the sink
And sort of in the fridge one time, I think
And then we hit the back patio
That's where we hit your back pati...
Oh!
We tapped that ass all over this house
How many times did we tap that behind?
Well, let's estimate
On an average day
I would have to say
Mmm, 5, 6, 7, 8
What, too cheeky?
Hey, does this ring a bell?
A little to the left
Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right
Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait
Back to the left
Right there, right there
Wait, no
You're doing it wrong
I'll do it myself
Barkeep, what's on tap?
It's me, and my ass
Ooh, sounds refreshing
On the table you were
Willing and able
On the ottoman
You took a lot of man
And on the safe in the closet
I made a deposit
I also tapped that ass all over this house
Let's wrap this up with a big finish
But where should we finish?
Please, not on my chest
No, you'll scratch it
On the accent wall
On the bathroom floor
You didn't care where
You just wanted more
How much more tapping could one ass endure?
We tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)
Tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)
We tapped that ass
All over this house
I nailed you there
And on this couch
And in this chair
In the doorway, the hallway, on every stair
We tapped that ass all over this house
Sometimes him
Sometimes me
Though never simultaneously
But one of us was hittin' it usually
We tapped that ass all over this house
You'll never escape us
'Cause we live in your head
Just two swell dudes
That you screwed
Here
And here
And there
And here
And even occasionally in your bed
That bed is really uncomfortable
Right? It's like a prison cot
On the stove
Over the sink
And sort of in the fridge one time, I think
And then we hit the back patio
That's where we hit your back pati...
Oh!
We tapped that ass all over this house
How many times did we tap that behind?
Well, let's estimate
On an average day
I would have to say
Mmm, 5, 6, 7, 8
What, too cheeky?
Hey, does this ring a bell?
A little to the left
Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right
Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait
Back to the left
Right there, right there
Wait, no
You're doing it wrong
I'll do it myself
Barkeep, what's on tap?
It's me, and my ass
Ooh, sounds refreshing
On the table you were
Willing and able
On the ottoman
You took a lot of man
And on the safe in the closet
I made a deposit
I also tapped that ass all over this house
Let's wrap this up with a big finish
But where should we finish?
Please, not on my chest
No, you'll scratch it
On the accent wall
On the bathroom floor
You didn't care where
You just wanted more
How much more tapping could one ass endure?
We tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)
Tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)
We tapped that ass
All over this house
β±οΈ Synced Lyrics
[00:02.94] I banged you here
[00:04.21] I nailed you there
[00:05.45] And on this couch
[00:06.98] And in this chair
[00:08.11] In the doorway, the hallway, on every stair
[00:10.79] We tapped that ass all over this house
[00:16.28] Sometimes him
[00:17.55] Sometimes me
[00:18.65] Though never simultaneously
[00:21.49] But one of us was hittin' it usually
[00:23.84] We tapped that ass all over this house
[00:29.72] You'll never escape us
[00:32.30] 'Cause we live in your head
[00:34.45] Just two swell dudes
[00:35.92] That you screwed
[00:37.13] Here
[00:37.95] And here
[00:38.48] And there
[00:39.24] And here
[00:39.89] And even occasionally in your bed
[00:42.24] That bed is really uncomfortable
[00:44.14] Right? It's like a prison cot
[00:46.30] On the stove
[00:47.20] Over the sink
[00:48.45] And sort of in the fridge one time, I think
[00:51.25] And then we hit the back patio
[00:53.62] That's where we hit your back pati...
[00:55.24] Oh!
[00:56.66] We tapped that ass all over this house
[01:02.05] How many times did we tap that behind?
[01:04.76] Well, let's estimate
[01:07.21] On an average day
[01:08.56] I would have to say
[01:09.80] Mmm, 5, 6, 7, 8
[01:18.09] What, too cheeky?
[01:20.27] Hey, does this ring a bell?
[01:22.99] A little to the left
[01:24.67] Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right
[01:27.42] Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait
[01:28.43] Back to the left
[01:30.17] Right there, right there
[01:31.76] Wait, no
[01:33.15] You're doing it wrong
[01:34.26] I'll do it myself
[01:38.02] Barkeep, what's on tap?
[01:40.76] It's me, and my ass
[01:42.58] Ooh, sounds refreshing
[01:48.26] On the table you were
[01:49.65] Willing and able
[01:50.73] On the ottoman
[01:52.05] You took a lot of man
[01:53.71] And on the safe in the closet
[01:55.28] I made a deposit
[01:57.95] I also tapped that ass all over this house
[02:01.79] Let's wrap this up with a big finish
[02:05.83] But where should we finish?
[02:07.48] Please, not on my chest
[02:11.51] No, you'll scratch it
[02:13.97] On the accent wall
[02:14.85] On the bathroom floor
[02:16.17] You didn't care where
[02:17.43] You just wanted more
[02:19.15] How much more tapping could one ass endure?
[02:21.53] We tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)
[02:24.23] Tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)
[02:26.65] We tapped that ass
[02:28.61] All over this house
[02:32.11]
[00:04.21] I nailed you there
[00:05.45] And on this couch
[00:06.98] And in this chair
[00:08.11] In the doorway, the hallway, on every stair
[00:10.79] We tapped that ass all over this house
[00:16.28] Sometimes him
[00:17.55] Sometimes me
[00:18.65] Though never simultaneously
[00:21.49] But one of us was hittin' it usually
[00:23.84] We tapped that ass all over this house
[00:29.72] You'll never escape us
[00:32.30] 'Cause we live in your head
[00:34.45] Just two swell dudes
[00:35.92] That you screwed
[00:37.13] Here
[00:37.95] And here
[00:38.48] And there
[00:39.24] And here
[00:39.89] And even occasionally in your bed
[00:42.24] That bed is really uncomfortable
[00:44.14] Right? It's like a prison cot
[00:46.30] On the stove
[00:47.20] Over the sink
[00:48.45] And sort of in the fridge one time, I think
[00:51.25] And then we hit the back patio
[00:53.62] That's where we hit your back pati...
[00:55.24] Oh!
[00:56.66] We tapped that ass all over this house
[01:02.05] How many times did we tap that behind?
[01:04.76] Well, let's estimate
[01:07.21] On an average day
[01:08.56] I would have to say
[01:09.80] Mmm, 5, 6, 7, 8
[01:18.09] What, too cheeky?
[01:20.27] Hey, does this ring a bell?
[01:22.99] A little to the left
[01:24.67] Oh, oh, okay now, a little to the right
[01:27.42] Oh, oh, oh, wait, wait
[01:28.43] Back to the left
[01:30.17] Right there, right there
[01:31.76] Wait, no
[01:33.15] You're doing it wrong
[01:34.26] I'll do it myself
[01:38.02] Barkeep, what's on tap?
[01:40.76] It's me, and my ass
[01:42.58] Ooh, sounds refreshing
[01:48.26] On the table you were
[01:49.65] Willing and able
[01:50.73] On the ottoman
[01:52.05] You took a lot of man
[01:53.71] And on the safe in the closet
[01:55.28] I made a deposit
[01:57.95] I also tapped that ass all over this house
[02:01.79] Let's wrap this up with a big finish
[02:05.83] But where should we finish?
[02:07.48] Please, not on my chest
[02:11.51] No, you'll scratch it
[02:13.97] On the accent wall
[02:14.85] On the bathroom floor
[02:16.17] You didn't care where
[02:17.43] You just wanted more
[02:19.15] How much more tapping could one ass endure?
[02:21.53] We tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)
[02:24.23] Tapped that ass (Tapped that ass)
[02:26.65] We tapped that ass
[02:28.61] All over this house
[02:32.11]