Happy Birthday 1975 (rap)

Man: "Ready?"
Sue: "Alright!"

"Happy Birthday to Charles,
Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday dear Charles..."
Sue: "Play that weird minor chord..."

"Happy birthday to you..."
Sue: "Play that minor chord!"

Charles & Chorus: "How old are you, How old are you"
Charles: "Fifty-four, motherfucker"

Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-
Sue: "Fifty-three"
Charles Singing: "How old are you?"
Sue: "Fifty-three Charles!"
Charles: "Fifty-four!"
Sue: "Fifty-three"
Swede: "How old are you now - tell me honestly..."
Sue: "Fifty-three! He was born in 1922"
Swede: "1922."