Political Compass Rap (With Voices) [feat. @pseudosurgeon]

Hi, I'm totalitarian right
I'm the voice of the people if the people were white
Don't mean to get up in your face but we're getting replaced
Culture war now, let's win this race

Okay, uh, fifteen dollars, right?
That's one dollar for every year that she's been alive
Wha- uh, I keep telling you, it's not pedophilia, it's ephebophilia
Oh, she's only fourteen?
Guess it is pedophilia
Still, it's one dollar off, right?
Oh, hi! I'm anarchist right
I don't believe in a state
None of this might makes right
I think market forces should guide the world
And if there's a market for it, I should be able to buy this girl
Thirteen dollars, (fifty cents, final offer)

Ugh, you two make me sick!
I am the proletariat
You two capitalist pigs will get round up and shot
And I will speak for the weak whether they want me to or not
I am totalitarian left
My side is the best
I realize the last five times we tried this we all starved to death
But I have a really good feeling about this next

I'm anarchist left and... ah, fuck
This is not the place for me
How do all these ideologies suck so much?
Anyone want some DMT?
Hm... I'll have some
Here!
Ew, not for free! How do you expect to stimulate the economy?
Okay, first things first, fuck you!
Wha- Wha... what did I do?
And second, you wanna crush people through the state!
I mean, да sure, the state is great!
You claim to want equally but how can that be
When the state is controlling how equal you can be?
And third, fuck you!
And fourth, you're not even an anarchist, dude!

You expect to keep the people in line without a state? Please
At least the three of us aren't contradictory
Wha- This guy claims to be an anarchist, but fetishizes cops!
Hey, if cops can be bought that cops are great
They're only not when they're used as tools of the state
Ugh, clearly you're the side most deserving of hate
Are you fucking kidding me? There's a Nazi in the north-east!
I do not-see what you mean
Haha, this guy's a treat! (What the fuck?!)
Whining about tyranny, you'll never achieve anything with anarchy
I only keep you around 'cause you shut their speech down
There can be no platform for government or Nazis!
Ah, there the left goes again, threatening my free speech
I just want you to hear my important ideas
I'm not gonna listen to a fucking Nazi!

I'm not a Nazi, that's simply untrue
Though I will say, not a big fan of the Jews-
Uh, uh, globalists! He means globalists!
What? No I don't
Work with me here!
You're clearly a Nazi!
I'm more of a race realist, white identitarian
Who believes in strong government, sure totalitarian, but
I don't want genocide, I just want an ethnostate
What if people don't wanna leave?
Then we have a genocide, and it's great!
Ugh, this is why I can't associate with you
Agreed, come near me and it's World War Two Two
We both know there's a pipeline between you and me
And you seem embarrassed by how much we agree
And all you do is complain, you god damned hippie!
You think everyone can just get along, but the truth is ruthless
You're ruled by the strong

Exactly, which is why we need to stop
This wanton destruction of capitalist rot
You send your workers to die in early graves
The working class are your working slaves
Now, what's wrong with slaves? Slaves are fine!
Listen, dude, this is not the time
Why do you think we need a state to do it?
Yeah, don't tread on me!
Ahhh! Screw it! Why are you like this?
Why are you on my team?!
Oh, I'm sorry, did you forget?
Everything you have is made by capitalists
It's not state, it's cold hard cash
That builds your roads and feeds your cats (Ree!)
Everything you're saying is utter bullshit
It's not a system of oppression just because you're bad at it

It is! You perpetuate a racist system!
Capitalism is futilism is colonialism is racism!
Hey, what's wrong with racism?
Please shut the fuck up
Okay, there you go again saying I see race
How can you say that shit with a straight face?
The only color that I see is green!
Greed is the only way to true equality!
Er, capitalism is destroying mother earth!
You fascists prioritize human life under net worth!
Ah, there the left goes again, calling everyone fascist
Yeah, it's very hurtful
YOU'RE ACTUALLY FASCIST!

See, this is what happens when you don't have a state
Everyone just degenerates
That's right - wait, why am I agreeing with you?
Your ideology's killed millions!
Mine?
Okay, true, but
I didn't mean it!
At least the people I kill are the people I'm trying to
The only people that you kill is you
Says the person whose hero put a bullet through his brain!
Come here, fascist scum, feel some communist pain!

Guys, guys!
Centrist here
All this extremism is causing me fear
Isn't there something everyone can just find together and agree on?
Not with them, they are the first to go
I'm not engaging in discourse with these people
There's no way I'm getting along with them
Come on, there must be something!
I mean, think about it!
The supporters of all of you guys have anime profile pictures!
That's degenerate, but... yes, they do
See? Isn't that enough to bond the four of you?
Ugh, get out of here you neo-liberal scum!
Yeah, go preach peace to someone!
I bet this cuck watches mainstream news
Ugh, who the fuck watches mainstream news?!

Wait, you guys hate the centrists too?
I thought it was just me that thought the centrists were shit
But I guess we all hate the moderates!
You all still get the bullet though
Can we get the gas chamber prepared for these three?
I am still gonna bash all of your skulls in
I keep telling you, it's ephebophilia!