Half a Person

[00:02.74] Call me morbid, call me pale
[00:07.21] I've spent six years on your trail
[00:11.66] Six long years
[00:15.08] On your trail
[00:18.96] Call me morbid, call me pale
[00:23.29] I've spent six years on your trail
[00:27.47] Six full years of my life on your trail
[00:34.75] And if you have five seconds to spare
[00:39.48] Then I'll tell you the story of my life:
[00:43.74] Sixteen, clumsy and shy
[00:47.92] I went to London and I
[00:51.32] I booked myself in at the Y... W.C.A.
[00:59.08] I said: "I like it here - can I stay?
[01:03.37] I like it here - can I stay?
[01:07.64] Do you have a vacancy
[01:10.26] For a Back-scrubber?"
[01:14.55] She was left behind, and sour
[01:19.24] And she wrote to me, equally dour
[01:22.40] She said: "In the days when you were
[01:24.76] Hopelessly poor
[01:26.61] I just liked you more..."
[01:30.87] And if you have five seconds to spare
[01:35.03] Then I'll tell you the story of my life:
[01:39.38] Sixteen, clumsy and shy
[01:43.51] I went to London and I
[01:47.14] I booked myself in at the Y... W.C.A.
[01:54.82] I said: "I like it here - can I stay?
[01:59.01] I like it here - can I stay?
[02:03.06] And do you have a vacancy
[02:06.16] For a Back-scrubber?"
[02:10.25] Call me morbid, call me pale
[02:14.72] I've spent too long on your trail
[02:19.37] Far too long
[02:22.32] Chasing your tail
[02:24.99] Oh...
[02:26.83] And if you have five seconds to spare
[02:30.82] Then I'll tell you the story of my life:
[02:35.17] Sixteen, clumsy and shy
[02:38.79] That's the story of my life
[02:43.10] Sixteen, clumsy and shy
[02:47.01] The story of my life
[02:50.72] That's the story of my life
[02:55.42] That's the story of my life
[02:59.40] That's the story of my life
[03:03.09] The story of my life
[03:07.46] That's the story of my life
[03:11.56] That's the story of my life
[03:15.44] That's the story of my life
[03:19.41] That's the story of my life
[03:23.57] That's the story of my life
[03:27.51] That's the story...
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