F**k You Elmo

[00:00.54] Oh, you can't be serious, man
[00:02.12] You cannot be serious!
[00:04.38] That ball was on the line!
[00:06.52] The chalk flew up!
[00:08.33] It was clearly hit!
[00:10.83] How can you possibly call that out?
[00:13.68] How many have you missed?!
[00:15.15] Take that smug little smile off your adorable fucking face
[00:19.29] The fame's gotten to your head, man
[00:21.15] Whatcha think, you can just come in here and run the place?
[00:24.99] Counter to what you think, pal
[00:27.48] This ain't Elmo's world
[00:29.58] You don't know any rappers, man
[00:31.78] And you damn sure can't get no girls
[00:34.90] La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la
[00:37.34] Elmo's song sucks
[00:38.98] You bubble-bathing rubber ducky bitch
[00:42.06] You're a has-been, it was luck
[00:44.96] Ever heard of a dentist?
[00:47.32] You little red menace
[00:50.15] Shut your pie hole
[00:52.23] I'm tryna play tennis!
[00:54.28] Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
[00:56.41] Go swallow a pint of wasabi
[00:59.35] Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
[01:01.59] I'm not tickled one bit, Kemosabe
[01:04.33] Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
[01:06.80] Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
[01:10.36] That is a penalty, sir
[01:12.17] I'm here for the people's protection
[01:15.21] This is your last warning
[01:16.78] Next time's an automatic ejection
[01:18.97] (You cannot be serious! Oh!)
[01:22.50] Oh you think that's funny, buddy?
[01:25.01] Hope you had a real good laugh
[01:26.91] Even though you're a foot and half tall
[01:29.53] I'm still gonna break your ass in half
[01:32.59] You having a good time up there, yeah?
[01:35.07] Giggling, gallivanting
[01:37.42] While I'm down here, Isner–Mahut'd
[01:40.33] Man, I'm panting
[01:42.25] I'd rather stick needles in my ears
[01:44.00] Than hear that ghetto falsetto
[01:46.62] The whole third person shtick is so passé
[01:49.74] You ain't as cool as the Geico gecko
[01:51.80] I repeat, I repeat
[01:54.94] This ain't Sesame Street
[01:56.93] Hey ref! How do they let riffraff like this
[02:00.38] Get box seats?
[02:01.82] Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
[02:04.14] Go swallow a pint of wasabi
[02:06.93] Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
[02:09.03] I'm not tickled one bit, Kemosabe
[02:11.72] Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
[02:14.24] Fuck you Elmo! (Fuck you Elmo!)
[02:17.38] That's it!
[02:18.20] You're outta here
[02:20.89] How many have you missed?
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