Happy Crappy Place

Tomatoes, sweet peas and green beans
It's a dream come true

I wanna take a stupid neck and wring it

That's what I wanna do too
But with him

The only thing greener than my plants are my thumbs
How did we ever get stuck with these bums

The restaurant's now a crappy place
(I think I found my happy place)

I'm like a British lady in my garden
And my plants agree (Mm-mm)

He's the most annoying person that was ever born
Oh, God, she brought her own tea

I'm the world's greatest gardener
Things are growing so well

We're living in our own personal hell
The restaurant's now a crappy place
(I think I found my happy place)

The restaurant's now a crappy, crappy, crappy, crappy place
(Happy, happy, happy, happy place)