Anything You Can Do

[00:03.81] Anything you can do,
[00:04.74] I can do better.
[00:06.26] I can do anything
[00:07.72] Better than you.
[00:08.83] No, you can't.
[00:09.63] Yes, I can. No, you can't.
[00:10.41] Yes, I can. No, you can't.
[00:12.47] Yes, I can,
[00:13.22] Yes, I can!
[00:15.33] Anything you can be
[00:16.43] I can be greater.
[00:17.98] Sooner or later,
[00:19.06] I'm greater than you.
[00:20.69] No, you're not. Yes, I am.
[00:21.94] No, you're not. Yes, I am.
[00:23.39] No, you're NOT!. Yes, I am.
[00:24.97] Yes, I am!
[00:27.08] I can shoot a partridge
[00:28.28] With a single cartridge.
[00:29.70] I can get a sparrow
[00:31.13] With a bow and arrow.
[00:33.37] I can live on bread and cheese.
[00:35.66] And only on that?
[00:36.97] Yes.
[00:37.62] So can a rat!
[00:39.34] Any note you can reach
[00:40.62] I can go higher.
[00:42.07] I can sing anything
[00:43.41] Higher than you.
[00:45.05] No, you can't. (High)
[00:45.78] Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:46.53] Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:48.59] Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:50.15] Yes, I can. (Higher) No, you can't. (Higher)
[00:52.06] Yes, I CAN! (Highest)
[01:01.71] Anything you can buy
[01:02.98] I can buy cheaper.
[01:05.07] I can buy anything
[01:06.29] Cheaper than you.
[01:07.71] Fifty cents?
[01:08.30] Forty cents! Thirty cents?
[01:09.02] Twenty cents! No, you can't!
[01:10.89] Yes, I can,
[01:11.96] Yes, I can!
[01:13.52] Anything you can say
[01:15.03] I can say softer.
[01:16.55] I can say anything
[01:17.91] Softer than you.
[01:19.11] No, you can't. (Softly)
[01:20.04] Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
[01:21.41] Yes, I can. (Softer) No, you can't. (Softer)
[01:25.64] Yes, I can. (Softer)
[01:26.52] YES, I CAN! (Full volume)
[01:27.27] I can drink my liquor
[01:29.51] Faster than a flicker.
[01:30.13] I can drink it quicker
[01:30.72] And get even sicker!
[01:32.03] I can open any safe.
[01:35.11] Without bein' caught?
[01:36.04] Sure.
[01:36.48] That's what I thought--
[01:37.60] You crook!
[01:38.78] Any note you can hold
[01:39.68] I can hold longer.
[01:41.05] I can hold any note
[01:42.34] Longer than you.
[01:43.59] No, you can't.
[01:44.44] Yes, I can No, you can't.
[01:45.91] Yes, I can No, you can't.
[01:47.79] Yes, I can
[01:48.35] Yes, I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I No, you C-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-A-N'T--
[02:04.42] CA-A-A-A-N! (Cough, cough!)
[02:06.62] Yes, you ca-a-a-an!
[02:07.14] Anything you can wear
[02:08.19] I can wear better.
[02:09.24] In what you wear
[02:10.38] I'd look better than you.
[02:11.84] In my coat?
[02:12.74] In your vest! In my shoes?
[02:14.09] In your hat! No, you can't!
[02:15.49] Yes, I can
[02:16.55] Yes, I CAN!
[02:18.34] Anything you say
[02:19.41] I can say faster.
[02:20.83] I can say anything
[02:22.36] Faster than you.
[02:23.75] No, you can't. (Fast)
[02:24.55] Yes, I can. (Faster) No, you can't. (Faster)
[02:25.80] Yes, I can. (Faster) Noyoucan't. (Faster)
[02:27.36] YesIcan! (Fastest)
[02:29.11] I can jump a hurdle.
[02:31.09] I can wear a girdle.
[02:32.96] I can knit a sweater.
[02:34.19] I can fill it better!
[02:36.07] I can do most anything!
[02:38.43] Can you bake a pie? No.
[02:39.72] Neither can I.
[02:43.37] Anything you can sing
[02:43.86] I can sing sweeter.
[02:44.74] I can sing anything
[02:46.36] Sweeter than you.
[02:48.41] No, you can't. (Sweetly)
[02:53.16] Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
[02:58.18] Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't. (Sweeter)
[03:04.16] Yes, I can. (Sweeter) No, you can't, can't, can't (sweeter)
[03:12.85] Yes, I can, can, can (Sugary)
[03:20.53] Yes, I can! No, you can't!
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