Is It Right to Kiss the Boys (when You're a Girl and Not a Boy?)

Is it right? Is it right to kiss the boys
When you're a girl and not a boy?
I don't think so
Cuz I know so, It ain't good

It's better to be a man
Dip your fingers in the sand
See what you can figure out
With your thumb up a rump

Oh, baby boy, you're an infant in my arms
Charming rabbit slut boy
Where did you come from?
Was it England, or Tokyo?

Oh, I can't remember, but...
Is it right for you to kiss my bulge?
Is it right for you to change my
Big, uh, ripe lightbulb

Lips, my swollen head is burning
We're both learning
How to have more fun
Than we could have with the girls

I told you they were wrong before
Get out of their arms
Get into the man who's waiting for you
With the charms of a god

It's all right if he's a dirty old sod
They're the best teachers
Boys, get hard
I was, I have been hard since birth

I'm available, beneath my skirt
I'm really available, here's a dime
Call me up, here better yet
Here's a quarter, see ya later