Love in the Sand

My head 'neath the rock
Where we laid by the dock of our bed
Oh, love in the sand
I held your scaly hand
Most women don't hold mine

What a fine specimen of a boy you turned out to be
You dropped down to your knees
You dropped your trousers 'neath the palm bush
A cool breeze blew, blew through me
As you blew me a kiss

You blew other things that night
I've got to admit you were tight
We were close close enough to part
I never saw you again after that night
Actually morning

The light fell upon my penis
And in the distance a sailboat swam away and cried
I lied on the beach
And lied to myself that you loved me
The seagulls were no comfort believe me

And now it's goodbye
And I kiss the rock upon which I buried your body
La, da, dee, I buried your body
La, dee, doe, your rotting fucking body
Don't ever cross a f*****