My Calling

[00:17.42] 2:00 a.m. and I can't sleep once again
[00:22.17] I keep having that recurring dream
[00:23.72] That I'm sitting on a boat with a bunch of men (men, men, men)
[00:27.20] I finally know what it means
[00:30.04] But I'm scared that you won't understand
[00:33.72] That you won't understand
[00:36.08] Something's not right, something's not right
[00:41.59] No, something's not right with your boy
[00:44.90] Something's not right, something's not right
[00:51.91] I know my calling
[00:54.23] I'm a pirate and I'm sailing away from the haters
[01:00.53] The ocean is calling out to me and my parrot
[01:04.91] And we're gonna burn this whole city down
[01:10.80] Yo-ho, motherfucker, I'm a pirate now
[01:20.06] Yo-ho, motherfucker
[01:29.46] I belong at sea roaming port to port
[01:33.64] Stealing treasure chests from an enemy's fort
[01:38.02] Drinking tons of rum with my pirate buds
[01:42.47] They will show me the ropes
[01:47.31] Sing with me yo-ho
[01:51.42] Show me the ropes
[01:55.85] Sing with me yo-ho
[01:59.04] But first I need a hook hand, hook hand
[02:03.41] Gonna need a peg leg, peg leg
[02:07.25] Someone poke my eye out for my eye patch
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[02:20.88] I finally did it, I moved to the Caribbean
[02:25.33] Famously, that's where they're from
[02:27.17] But no pirates there, just a bunch of rum (rum, rum, rum)
[02:30.56] But that's where I met Marc
[02:33.20] He's my new friend
[02:35.03] My island 'til I die friend
[02:37.16] He's a big strong beautiful man
[02:39.48] Marc flies planes, and planes are cool
[02:44.86] And a plane's much faster than a boat (a boat)
[02:48.07] The sky is the limit when you're in a plane
[02:55.00] I know my calling, I'm a pilot
[02:59.67] And I'm flying away from you posers
[03:03.84] Marc said he'll teach me, it looks pretty easy
[03:08.01] And I'm gonna shake my ass in the clouds
[03:13.88] Wheels up, motherfucker, I'm a pilot now
[03:23.35] Wheels up, motherfucker
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[03:31.83] Wait a second, hold on
[03:36.50] The truth is I'm not a pirate or a pilot
[03:43.05] I'll never be a fireman or a cop
[03:47.41] 'Cause I am a frog, a frog with a dream
[03:51.88] A dream to be human and have a job
[03:57.31] Ribbit ribbit, motherfucker, I'm a goddam frog
[04:06.87] Ribbit ribbit, motherfucker
[04:15.48] I'm not a pirate or a pilot
[04:19.39] I'll never be a fireman or a cop
[04:23.57] 'Cause I am a frog, a frog with a dream
[04:27.90] A dream to be human and have a job
[04:33.23] Ribbit ribbit, motherfucker, I'm a goddam frog
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