These Are the Finest Queen Boys (I've Ever Seen)

Start by kissing my ass
I'll start by rubbing your balls
We'll have a jammy time together
One and all

What will we do later on
When the butter runs out?
You'll probably scream and shout
"Here comes the watermelon seed up my snoot snout"
And that's your asshole, your snoot snout

I'll put it through your eye socket young man
I'm the first man you've had
Don't tell me about loving women
I don't want to know about it

This is our world men make sure of it
We'll do with each other what we want so
Valvoline and Vaseline and all the things in between
Don't scrub yourself up
I like you unclean

And there goes Sally Marie
These are the finest queen boys I've ever seen
I even prefer them to my regular brand of sheep

There they go
Oh who will finish first?
No one knows, no one knows