This Session Is Going to be Different

This session
Is going to be different
It's gonna be so different
I knowww
This patient
Won't be indifferent
This time around,
She'll want to grow
I've been burned
So many times
By the girl who's committed so many burn crimes
Yet I never
Lost hope or endurance
Thank god I don't accept health insurance
(I charge 250 dollars an hour now)
This session
Is gonna be useful
If she's truthful about how she feels
So I'll give it my all
With my requisite therapy shawl
Kiss my fancy degrees on the wall
For good luck
That it's gonna be different
I can help her be different
Sweet jesus, it has to be different
'Cus if it's not,
I fucking quit!!