Forbidden Fruit (The Duke's Theme)
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โฑ๏ธ 2:44 duration
๐ ID: 4310284
๐ Lyrics
Adam and Eve bought knowledge
For the small price of a little sin
They also lost eternal life
But what's fruit without the pits?
I am the Duke and it's high time that I dropped in
And since you haven't puked yet
We'll know they're wrong when they call you sick
It's unicorn horns and dragon tails
Roman's dull creativity
If you want the spectrum A to Z
Then you'll need a little help from me
From unicorn porn to rats impaled
I give these thoughts generously
If you really want to challenge your viewership
Then you need to stop limiting me
What in the sh- have I been drinking?
It's fine
It isn't you these thoughts you're thinking!
Alright! You've got to to stop this guy from singing
I love how hard you try, it's so cute!
Let's resume, sure
People don't like me much, Thomas
But that's only just cause I'm honest
Good and bad is all made-up nonsense
Bro, I'm gonna whip your butt!
Do you promise?
Thomas, speaking of honesty
Recently a snake offered me a morsel from the tree of knowledge
He said "you're wanting to be more honest
And be direct dealing with your issues
No longer will you deceive yourself about the ugliness within you"
Neat!
You wanna face facts, I've got one
Your late night thoughts get pretty sick, dude
If you shared those musings with your friends
I doubt they would forgive you
Even though everybody sins
Everybody dies
Why deny yourself knowledge
Say knowledge of yourself?
You don't need to feel ashamed with your dear old Duke
You need not feign decency
Do you see this house on fire? I see it too
Cause you've got a fiend in me!
So clap your feet and stomp your hands
And dance off your booty cheeks!
You can then bet your bottom, I'll still be around
When all your loved ones leave!
Imagine with me
Licking the blowhole of a dolphin
Your best bud trapped inside a coffin
Your grandma choking on a lozenge
Your pet dog stuffed into a sausage
These sorts of things are only thought in
The mind of a man whose soul is truly rotten
So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten
Cause your head's not in the gutter, pal
It's in hell
Hell, hell
The kind of mind you'd only find in hell
For the small price of a little sin
They also lost eternal life
But what's fruit without the pits?
I am the Duke and it's high time that I dropped in
And since you haven't puked yet
We'll know they're wrong when they call you sick
It's unicorn horns and dragon tails
Roman's dull creativity
If you want the spectrum A to Z
Then you'll need a little help from me
From unicorn porn to rats impaled
I give these thoughts generously
If you really want to challenge your viewership
Then you need to stop limiting me
What in the sh- have I been drinking?
It's fine
It isn't you these thoughts you're thinking!
Alright! You've got to to stop this guy from singing
I love how hard you try, it's so cute!
Let's resume, sure
People don't like me much, Thomas
But that's only just cause I'm honest
Good and bad is all made-up nonsense
Bro, I'm gonna whip your butt!
Do you promise?
Thomas, speaking of honesty
Recently a snake offered me a morsel from the tree of knowledge
He said "you're wanting to be more honest
And be direct dealing with your issues
No longer will you deceive yourself about the ugliness within you"
Neat!
You wanna face facts, I've got one
Your late night thoughts get pretty sick, dude
If you shared those musings with your friends
I doubt they would forgive you
Even though everybody sins
Everybody dies
Why deny yourself knowledge
Say knowledge of yourself?
You don't need to feel ashamed with your dear old Duke
You need not feign decency
Do you see this house on fire? I see it too
Cause you've got a fiend in me!
So clap your feet and stomp your hands
And dance off your booty cheeks!
You can then bet your bottom, I'll still be around
When all your loved ones leave!
Imagine with me
Licking the blowhole of a dolphin
Your best bud trapped inside a coffin
Your grandma choking on a lozenge
Your pet dog stuffed into a sausage
These sorts of things are only thought in
The mind of a man whose soul is truly rotten
So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten
Cause your head's not in the gutter, pal
It's in hell
Hell, hell
The kind of mind you'd only find in hell
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:09.56] Adam and Eve bought knowledge
[00:11.34] For the small price of a little sin
[00:14.25] They also lost eternal life
[00:16.67] But what's fruit without the pits?
[00:19.77] I am the Duke and it's high time that I dropped in
[00:24.34] And since you haven't puked yet
[00:26.27] We'll know they're wrong when they call you sick
[00:29.17] It's unicorn horns and dragon tails
[00:31.58] Roman's dull creativity
[00:34.24] If you want the spectrum A to Z
[00:36.43] Then you'll need a little help from me
[00:39.08] From unicorn porn to rats impaled
[00:41.36] I give these thoughts generously
[00:44.12] If you really want to challenge your viewership
[00:46.37] Then you need to stop limiting me
[00:49.42] What in the sh- have I been drinking?
[00:51.46] It's fine
[00:52.20] It isn't you these thoughts you're thinking!
[00:54.07] Alright! You've got to to stop this guy from singing
[00:56.64] I love how hard you try, it's so cute!
[00:58.27] Let's resume, sure
[00:59.66] People don't like me much, Thomas
[01:02.12] But that's only just cause I'm honest
[01:04.69] Good and bad is all made-up nonsense
[01:06.74] Bro, I'm gonna whip your butt!
[01:08.32] Do you promise?
[01:09.38] Thomas, speaking of honesty
[01:10.82] Recently a snake offered me a morsel from the tree of knowledge
[01:15.84] He said "you're wanting to be more honest
[01:18.54] And be direct dealing with your issues
[01:21.33] No longer will you deceive yourself about the ugliness within you"
[01:25.10] Neat!
[01:26.70] You wanna face facts, I've got one
[01:28.40] Your late night thoughts get pretty sick, dude
[01:31.27] If you shared those musings with your friends
[01:33.86] I doubt they would forgive you
[01:35.73] Even though everybody sins
[01:39.05] Everybody dies
[01:41.44] Why deny yourself knowledge
[01:43.42] Say knowledge of yourself?
[01:46.28] You don't need to feel ashamed with your dear old Duke
[01:48.79] You need not feign decency
[01:51.31] Do you see this house on fire? I see it too
[01:53.64] Cause you've got a fiend in me!
[01:56.11] So clap your feet and stomp your hands
[01:58.48] And dance off your booty cheeks!
[02:01.27] You can then bet your bottom, I'll still be around
[02:03.57] When all your loved ones leave!
[02:05.48] Imagine with me
[02:06.73] Licking the blowhole of a dolphin
[02:09.20] Your best bud trapped inside a coffin
[02:11.74] Your grandma choking on a lozenge
[02:13.90] Your pet dog stuffed into a sausage
[02:16.32] These sorts of things are only thought in
[02:18.64] The mind of a man whose soul is truly rotten
[02:21.14] So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten
[02:23.65] Cause your head's not in the gutter, pal
[02:25.72] It's in hell
[02:28.76] Hell, hell
[02:33.38] The kind of mind you'd only find in hell
[02:35.66]
[00:11.34] For the small price of a little sin
[00:14.25] They also lost eternal life
[00:16.67] But what's fruit without the pits?
[00:19.77] I am the Duke and it's high time that I dropped in
[00:24.34] And since you haven't puked yet
[00:26.27] We'll know they're wrong when they call you sick
[00:29.17] It's unicorn horns and dragon tails
[00:31.58] Roman's dull creativity
[00:34.24] If you want the spectrum A to Z
[00:36.43] Then you'll need a little help from me
[00:39.08] From unicorn porn to rats impaled
[00:41.36] I give these thoughts generously
[00:44.12] If you really want to challenge your viewership
[00:46.37] Then you need to stop limiting me
[00:49.42] What in the sh- have I been drinking?
[00:51.46] It's fine
[00:52.20] It isn't you these thoughts you're thinking!
[00:54.07] Alright! You've got to to stop this guy from singing
[00:56.64] I love how hard you try, it's so cute!
[00:58.27] Let's resume, sure
[00:59.66] People don't like me much, Thomas
[01:02.12] But that's only just cause I'm honest
[01:04.69] Good and bad is all made-up nonsense
[01:06.74] Bro, I'm gonna whip your butt!
[01:08.32] Do you promise?
[01:09.38] Thomas, speaking of honesty
[01:10.82] Recently a snake offered me a morsel from the tree of knowledge
[01:15.84] He said "you're wanting to be more honest
[01:18.54] And be direct dealing with your issues
[01:21.33] No longer will you deceive yourself about the ugliness within you"
[01:25.10] Neat!
[01:26.70] You wanna face facts, I've got one
[01:28.40] Your late night thoughts get pretty sick, dude
[01:31.27] If you shared those musings with your friends
[01:33.86] I doubt they would forgive you
[01:35.73] Even though everybody sins
[01:39.05] Everybody dies
[01:41.44] Why deny yourself knowledge
[01:43.42] Say knowledge of yourself?
[01:46.28] You don't need to feel ashamed with your dear old Duke
[01:48.79] You need not feign decency
[01:51.31] Do you see this house on fire? I see it too
[01:53.64] Cause you've got a fiend in me!
[01:56.11] So clap your feet and stomp your hands
[01:58.48] And dance off your booty cheeks!
[02:01.27] You can then bet your bottom, I'll still be around
[02:03.57] When all your loved ones leave!
[02:05.48] Imagine with me
[02:06.73] Licking the blowhole of a dolphin
[02:09.20] Your best bud trapped inside a coffin
[02:11.74] Your grandma choking on a lozenge
[02:13.90] Your pet dog stuffed into a sausage
[02:16.32] These sorts of things are only thought in
[02:18.64] The mind of a man whose soul is truly rotten
[02:21.14] So let all your hopes of heaven be forgotten
[02:23.65] Cause your head's not in the gutter, pal
[02:25.72] It's in hell
[02:28.76] Hell, hell
[02:33.38] The kind of mind you'd only find in hell
[02:35.66]