Maybe Man
๐ต 2084 characters
โฑ๏ธ 3:40 duration
๐ ID: 4311726
๐ Lyrics
Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I've been
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
I don't wanna know what my friends think
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
I wish I could act in a show on TV
Cause then I could practice not being me
I'll practice my cry, put in into my reel
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
I don't wanna know the point of life
In some other life, I would be rich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days are passed
You'll only want me when you're sad
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
I wish I was big, as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
God, I could really use him now
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
I never know who the hell I am
I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
Am-am-am-am-am-am
Am-am-am-am-am-am
One, two, pandemonium
One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
One, two, pandemonium
One, two- (here I go again)
You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
Then I could see the places I've been
But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
I don't wanna know what my friends think
Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
I wish I could act in a show on TV
Cause then I could practice not being me
I'll practice my cry, put in into my reel
But you won't believe me when I cry for real
I wish that my brain would triple in size
I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
I don't wanna know the point of life
In some other life, I would be rich
I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
I'd get invited to every frat
But when you get old and your good days are passed
You'll only want me when you're sad
Wish I was a song, your favorite one
You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
I would be there when your baby is born
For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
I wish I was big, as big as my house
I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
God, I could really use him now
I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
I could be cruel and break all your stuff
Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
And then you would die, you'd love me to death
I never know who the hell I am
I wish I was me, whoever that is
I could just be and not give a shit
Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
Am-am-am-am-am-am
Am-am-am-am-am-am
One, two, pandemonium
One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
One, two, pandemonium
One, two- (here I go again)
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.90] Wish I was a stone, so I couldn't feel
[00:04.29] You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
[00:07.55] But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
[00:10.88] Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
[00:14.29] I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
[00:17.65] Then I could see the places I've been
[00:20.84] But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
[00:24.14] I don't wanna know what my friends think
[00:27.34] Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
[00:30.84] I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
[00:33.88] But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
[00:37.35] I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
[00:40.61] I wish I could act in a show on TV
[00:43.97] Cause then I could practice not being me
[00:47.22] I'll practice my cry, put in into my reel
[00:50.62] But you won't believe me when I cry for real
[00:53.84] I wish that my brain would triple in size
[00:54.09]
[00:57.16] I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
[01:00.47] But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
[01:03.79] I don't wanna know the point of life
[01:06.98] In some other life, I would be rich
[01:10.43] I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
[01:13.62] But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
[01:17.08] Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
[01:20.28] If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
[01:23.70] I'd get invited to every frat
[01:26.90] But when you get old and your good days are passed
[01:30.46] You'll only want me when you're sad
[01:33.33] Wish I was a song, your favorite one
[01:36.86] You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
[01:40.32] I would be there when your baby is born
[01:43.45] For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
[01:46.68]
[01:46.75] I wish I was big, as big as my house
[01:50.18] I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
[01:53.47] But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
[01:57.06] God, I could really use him now
[02:00.07] I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
[02:03.56] And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
[02:06.82] I could be cruel and break all your stuff
[02:10.11] Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
[02:13.35] But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
[02:16.64] 'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
[02:19.98] And then you would die, you'd love me to death
[02:23.16] I never know who the hell I am
[02:29.59] I wish I was me, whoever that is
[02:33.22] I could just be and not give a shit
[02:36.58] Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
[02:39.84] 'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
[02:44.08] Am-am-am-am-am-am
[02:47.35] Am-am-am-am-am-am
[02:52.33]
[02:57.73] One, two, pandemonium
[03:01.38]
[03:06.37] One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
[03:14.97] One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
[03:23.45] One, two, pandemonium
[03:27.31]
[03:32.06] One, two- (here I go again)
[03:34.96]
[00:04.29] You'd yell in my face, it'd be no big deal
[00:07.55] But I'd miss the way we make up and smile
[00:10.88] Don't wanna be stone, I changed my mind
[00:14.29] I wish I had eyes in the back of my head
[00:17.65] Then I could see the places I've been
[00:20.84] But then I would know that you're talkin' shit
[00:24.14] I don't wanna know what my friends think
[00:27.34] Wish I were my dog out on the lawn
[00:30.84] I'd be so glad when I hear you come home
[00:33.88] But if I were my dog, I wouldn't live long
[00:37.35] I'm sure gonna miss her when she's gone
[00:40.61] I wish I could act in a show on TV
[00:43.97] Cause then I could practice not being me
[00:47.22] I'll practice my cry, put in into my reel
[00:50.62] But you won't believe me when I cry for real
[00:53.84] I wish that my brain would triple in size
[00:54.09]
[00:57.16] I'd nail every joke, I'd win every fight
[01:00.47] But I'd get too deep with that kinda mind
[01:03.79] I don't wanna know the point of life
[01:06.98] In some other life, I would be rich
[01:10.43] I'd travel in style, I'd cover the bill
[01:13.62] But couldn't complain 'bout anything small
[01:17.08] Nobody'd feel bad for me at all
[01:20.28] If I was cocaine or a bottle of Jack
[01:23.70] I'd get invited to every frat
[01:26.90] But when you get old and your good days are passed
[01:30.46] You'll only want me when you're sad
[01:33.33] Wish I was a song, your favorite one
[01:36.86] You'd follow the dance to me at your prom
[01:40.32] I would be there when your baby is born
[01:43.45] For two or three minutes, then I'm gone
[01:46.68]
[01:46.75] I wish I was big, as big as my house
[01:50.18] I'd sleep on the trees, I'd skip every crowd
[01:53.47] But I wouldn't fit on my therapist's couch
[01:57.06] God, I could really use him now
[02:00.07] I wish I was God, I'd never trip up
[02:03.56] And if I did, well, so fuckin' what?
[02:06.82] I could be cruel and break all your stuff
[02:10.11] Yeah, I'd be loved no matter what
[02:13.35] But if I was God, it'd get kinda weird
[02:16.64] 'Cause you would only say what I wanna hear
[02:19.98] And then you would die, you'd love me to death
[02:23.16] I never know who the hell I am
[02:29.59] I wish I was me, whoever that is
[02:33.22] I could just be and not give a shit
[02:36.58] Hey, I'll be whatever makes you a fan
[02:39.84] 'Cause I don't know who the hell I am
[02:44.08] Am-am-am-am-am-am
[02:47.35] Am-am-am-am-am-am
[02:52.33]
[02:57.73] One, two, pandemonium
[03:01.38]
[03:06.37] One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
[03:14.97] One, two, pandemonium (here I go again)
[03:23.45] One, two, pandemonium
[03:27.31]
[03:32.06] One, two- (here I go again)
[03:34.96]