Shave, If You Love Me - Remix
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โฑ๏ธ 6:47 duration
๐ ID: 4332327
๐ Lyrics
Wax the monkey, shave the bear
Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here
Trim the hedges, and cut the trees
Then you'll know how affection feels
Shave the monkey, wax the bear
Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here
Cut the hedges, and trim the tree
Who is there hiding in the shrubbery?!
Where there's a hole there is an ace
I will put a smile on your grumpy face
I'll be your garland queen of Lace
The Sleeping Beauty in our maze
Oh, fifty-something well aged win
Me, the wooden cask, that's fine
I know you like me to watch you piss
You're only waiting to be kissed
You're such a beauty to behold
Here comes a shower and it's made of gold
I'm a flower, water me
Let's build a castle by the sea!
You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze
The sun shines warm on your disease... -
Such pollen makes the black birds sneeze
Who is there sitting on your back?
There is no need for a sneak attack!
If you're monastic to my bliss
Then I will be faithful... like syphilis
Oh, God!
Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s)
He knows the art of tonsure well
And all the songs a blade can sing
Such is the Easter that I bring
The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults
I am the goddess that unfolds
Iconic beauty, as yet unseen
If you're only courting
The Virgin Queen
So wax the monkey, shave the bear
Jungle-creatures cannot come in here
So trim the hedges, cut the trees
And then you'll know how affection feels
Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here
Trim the hedges, and cut the trees
Then you'll know how affection feels
Shave the monkey, wax the bear
Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here
Cut the hedges, and trim the tree
Who is there hiding in the shrubbery?!
Where there's a hole there is an ace
I will put a smile on your grumpy face
I'll be your garland queen of Lace
The Sleeping Beauty in our maze
Oh, fifty-something well aged win
Me, the wooden cask, that's fine
I know you like me to watch you piss
You're only waiting to be kissed
You're such a beauty to behold
Here comes a shower and it's made of gold
I'm a flower, water me
Let's build a castle by the sea!
You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze
The sun shines warm on your disease... -
Such pollen makes the black birds sneeze
Who is there sitting on your back?
There is no need for a sneak attack!
If you're monastic to my bliss
Then I will be faithful... like syphilis
Oh, God!
Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s)
He knows the art of tonsure well
And all the songs a blade can sing
Such is the Easter that I bring
The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults
I am the goddess that unfolds
Iconic beauty, as yet unseen
If you're only courting
The Virgin Queen
So wax the monkey, shave the bear
Jungle-creatures cannot come in here
So trim the hedges, cut the trees
And then you'll know how affection feels
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[01:01.82] Wax the monkey, shave the bear
[01:06.64] Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here
[01:11.47] Trim the hedges, and cut the trees
[01:16.07] Then you'll know how affection feels
[01:21.23]
[01:31.29] Shave the monkey, wax the bear
[01:35.88] Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here
[01:40.92] Cut the hedges, and trim the tree
[01:45.42] Who is there hiding in the shrubbery?!
[01:50.38] Where there's a hole there is an ace
[01:54.78] I will put a smile on your grumpy face
[01:59.56]
[02:58.50] I'll be your garland queen of Lace
[03:01.01] The Sleeping Beauty in our maze
[03:03.26] Oh, fifty-something well aged win
[03:05.93] Me, the wooden cask, that's fine
[03:08.47] I know you like me to watch you piss
[03:10.82] You're only waiting to be kissed
[03:13.16] You're such a beauty to behold
[03:16.06] Here comes a shower and it's made of gold
[03:18.99] I'm a flower, water me
[03:23.58] Let's build a castle by the sea!
[03:28.36] You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze
[03:33.48] The sun shines warm on your disease... -
[03:38.07] Such pollen makes the black birds sneeze
[03:43.28]
[04:26.82] Who is there sitting on your back?
[04:30.41] There is no need for a sneak attack!
[04:36.95] If you're monastic to my bliss
[04:40.44] Then I will be faithful... like syphilis
[04:46.98] Oh, God!
[04:48.86] Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s)
[04:53.19] He knows the art of tonsure well
[04:58.52] And all the songs a blade can sing
[05:02.88] Such is the Easter that I bring
[05:08.03] The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults
[05:12.18] I am the goddess that unfolds
[05:17.85] Iconic beauty, as yet unseen
[05:22.44] If you're only courting
[05:25.58] The Virgin Queen
[05:27.98] So wax the monkey, shave the bear
[05:32.25] Jungle-creatures cannot come in here
[05:38.20]
[05:56.97] So trim the hedges, cut the trees
[06:01.67] And then you'll know how affection feels
[06:07.56]
[01:06.64] Jungle-creatures won't be fed in here
[01:11.47] Trim the hedges, and cut the trees
[01:16.07] Then you'll know how affection feels
[01:21.23]
[01:31.29] Shave the monkey, wax the bear
[01:35.88] Such hairy creatures cannot stay in here
[01:40.92] Cut the hedges, and trim the tree
[01:45.42] Who is there hiding in the shrubbery?!
[01:50.38] Where there's a hole there is an ace
[01:54.78] I will put a smile on your grumpy face
[01:59.56]
[02:58.50] I'll be your garland queen of Lace
[03:01.01] The Sleeping Beauty in our maze
[03:03.26] Oh, fifty-something well aged win
[03:05.93] Me, the wooden cask, that's fine
[03:08.47] I know you like me to watch you piss
[03:10.82] You're only waiting to be kissed
[03:13.16] You're such a beauty to behold
[03:16.06] Here comes a shower and it's made of gold
[03:18.99] I'm a flower, water me
[03:23.58] Let's build a castle by the sea!
[03:28.36] You're like the sun-shine, morning breeze
[03:33.48] The sun shines warm on your disease... -
[03:38.07] Such pollen makes the black birds sneeze
[03:43.28]
[04:26.82] Who is there sitting on your back?
[04:30.41] There is no need for a sneak attack!
[04:36.95] If you're monastic to my bliss
[04:40.44] Then I will be faithful... like syphilis
[04:46.98] Oh, God!
[04:48.86] Poor friar dreaming in his cell(s)
[04:53.19] He knows the art of tonsure well
[04:58.52] And all the songs a blade can sing
[05:02.88] Such is the Easter that I bring
[05:08.03] The bells are chiming in (y)our vaults
[05:12.18] I am the goddess that unfolds
[05:17.85] Iconic beauty, as yet unseen
[05:22.44] If you're only courting
[05:25.58] The Virgin Queen
[05:27.98] So wax the monkey, shave the bear
[05:32.25] Jungle-creatures cannot come in here
[05:38.20]
[05:56.97] So trim the hedges, cut the trees
[06:01.67] And then you'll know how affection feels
[06:07.56]