Peach Vs Zelda Rap Battle

[00:04.22] (Just 'cuz you're a princess, don't mean you gotta act royal)
[00:12.16] You step in Hyrule
[00:13.48] You're under my rule
[00:14.67] I got divine roots in my blood line, fool
[00:17.35] You don't got all the disguises that I do
[00:19.24] At least you got Toad he's a fun guy
[00:22.04] I'm a psychic, I'll read your mind too
[00:24.31] So I've already foreseen your weak rhymes
[00:27.19] I was gifted wisdom from the goddess Nayru
[00:29.74] Are you an Ocarina?
[00:30.99] 'Cause I just played you
[00:32.53] You see the future?
[00:33.78] With precognition?
[00:34.61] See you just admitted all your lines are written
[00:36.97] I'm the finest princess, my whole kingdom's smitten
[00:39.46] They all blindly obey every mission I give 'em
[00:42.06] But I treat them well, make no mistake
[00:44.52] When the job's done I let them eat cake!
[00:47.05] I'll whack you with my racket, put you back in your place
[00:49.24] Talk to Majora, you're gonna want a mask on your face
[00:52.72] I'm sick and tired of always playing girly
[00:57.55] Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
[01:02.61] I'm the Nintendo queen, it's going down
[01:07.51] We may be royal but only one can wear the crown
[01:12.01] Mario's home better get to bakin'
[01:14.43] Never met a princess this domesticated
[01:16.94] What good is a castle if it's more like a prison?
[01:19.49] I fight with weapons I didn't get from the kitchen
[01:21.99] I got the Triforce
[01:23.27] You know that I've been blessed
[01:24.36] You're just another ditzy damsel in distress
[01:26.80] I'll give you back to Bowser when I'm done with you
[01:29.24] I love a Toadstool in my mushroom soup
[01:32.35] Diss my Mario and shit will get wild
[01:34.56] At least he's a man, isn't Link still a child?
[01:37.20] I'll batter your face and bake you like a cake Bitch!
[01:39.59] Buttslam you into paste
[01:40.70] Now domesticate this!
[01:42.39] Hey! Listen! Hear that Zeldy?
[01:44.67] The sound of you, failing to outsell me
[01:46.95] Ain't a single princess
[01:47.99] That can ever replace me
[01:49.79] Where's Zelda? I'll tell ya
[01:50.94] She's pushin' up Daisy
[01:52.70] I'm sick and tired of always playing girly
[01:57.47] Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
[02:02.39] I'm the Nintendo queen, it's going down
[02:07.58] We may be royal but only one can wear the crown
[02:12.39] I'm like a Bob-Omb
[02:13.24] You don't wanna spark me
[02:14.60] I'll tell everyone you slept with all the Mario Party
[02:17.11] I've got my bow and arrows so my blows land harder
[02:19.70] I aim for the stars while you date blue collar
[02:22.01] You look like a cheap Disney Princess
[02:24.52] I'd never be caught dead in that tacky pink dress
[02:27.11] My name is legend, yours will be forgotten
[02:29.63] Sorry Mario, but this Peach is rotten
[02:32.66] Oh, is it my turn?
[02:33.80] Can I take a nap first?
[02:35.33] Was that a lullaby, or another rap verse?
[02:37.42] Here Zelda borrow my umbrella
[02:39.55] I drop cold bars got you frozen like Elsa
[02:42.02] Your legend is a trend, my legacy is classic
[02:44.76] You're riding horseback
[02:45.81] While I'm driving automatic
[02:47.50] And you know I'm riding dirty as hell
[02:49.66] I'll rally round your family with a pocket full of shells!
[03:13.09] I'm sick and tired of always playing girly
[03:17.60] Gloves off, it's time to get my nails dirty
[03:22.25] I'm the Nintendo queen, it's going down
[03:27.64] We may be royal but only one can wear the crown
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