Frogg

This is a story 'bout a hip frog
And we're gonna pick up on him now
And he's on his way out to do some
Shocking and jiving
You'll be able to tell right away
That he's a big mover

Frogg went a-curting and he did go uh, huh
Frogg went a-curting and he did go uh, huh
Frogg went a-curting and he did go
To the coconut grove for the midnight show
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Molly Mouse was the hat check girl woo, woo
(He knew it alright)
Molly Mouse was the hat check girl woo, woo
Molly Mouse was the hat check girl
He thought he'd give this chick a whirl
Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo

He sauntered up to Molly Mouse's side uh, uh
(The direct approach)
When he got up to Molly Mouse's side
He whispered Molly: "Will you be my bride?"
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Not without my Uncle Rat's content uh, uh
(Our Uncle Rat's on the TV)
Not without my Uncle Rat's content uh, uh
Not without my Uncle Rat's content
I wouldn't marry a president
Uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh

Well, she said that's it Clyde
Better hit the road farewell
That's it Clyde better hit the road goodbye
That's it Clyde better hit the road
You ain't no frog you're a horny-toad
Farewell goodbye adios
Farewell goodbye adios

You know
I believe that anymore verses of this song
Would be anti-climactic?
Think we ought to end there?
Hey, ain't you gonna let me finish up?
Oh, shut up I'm your leader
No, no offence, no offence
Auf wiedersehen.