First World Tragedy
๐ต 2119 characters
โฑ๏ธ 5:00 duration
๐ ID: 4440443
๐ Lyrics
Let me tell you 'bout all of my problems, they don't seem to go
And I can't fathom conditions that are worse than my own
That's not what I want, that's not what I asked for
Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
I want a world where I have full control
Mild inconveniences are killing me
It won't be long before they've ruined my day
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
There's nothing on Netflix that I haven't seen
And I can't reach the remote, it's too far away from me
Buffering slow, in 720p
That's not full HD, this isn't funny
Why can't my Smart TV just do what it's told?
Mild inconveniences are killing me
This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage
It wouldn't hurt to book some better bands
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
Got taken away
They took it away
It's getting way too hot
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off
My dark blue balls
It's getting way too hot
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off
My navy-blue indigo balls
I know I'm a straight white male
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell
America is the place to be
Unless you live near poverty
I got mud on my shoes
My brand new shoes
Mud on my shoes
My brand new shoes
Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
Too many voices
Too many voices
Too many voices
Too many voices
Go!
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
I'm a first world tragedy
I'm a first world tragedy
I'm a first world tragedy
I'm a first world tragedy
It's not ok
And I can't fathom conditions that are worse than my own
That's not what I want, that's not what I asked for
Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
I want a world where I have full control
Mild inconveniences are killing me
It won't be long before they've ruined my day
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
There's nothing on Netflix that I haven't seen
And I can't reach the remote, it's too far away from me
Buffering slow, in 720p
That's not full HD, this isn't funny
Why can't my Smart TV just do what it's told?
Mild inconveniences are killing me
This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage
It wouldn't hurt to book some better bands
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
Got taken away
They took it away
It's getting way too hot
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off
My dark blue balls
It's getting way too hot
Ditch the jacket I just bought
Now I'm freezing my own balls off
My navy-blue indigo balls
I know I'm a straight white male
That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell
America is the place to be
Unless you live near poverty
I got mud on my shoes
My brand new shoes
Mud on my shoes
My brand new shoes
Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
Too many voices
Too many voices
Too many voices
Too many voices
Go!
I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
My parent's credit card got taken away
I'm a first world tragedy
I'm a first world tragedy
I'm a first world tragedy
I'm a first world tragedy
It's not ok
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:28.28] Let me tell you 'bout all of my problems, they don't seem to go
[00:33.48] And I can't fathom conditions that are worse than my own
[00:40.00] That's not what I want, that's not what I asked for
[00:42.53] Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
[00:45.37] I want a world where I have full control
[00:50.36] Mild inconveniences are killing me
[00:56.06] It won't be long before they've ruined my day
[01:03.91] I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
[01:09.04] I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
[01:13.62] I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
[01:19.97] My parent's credit card got taken away
[01:27.41] There's nothing on Netflix that I haven't seen
[01:32.25] And I can't reach the remote, it's too far away from me
[01:38.68] Buffering slow, in 720p
[01:41.13] That's not full HD, this isn't funny
[01:44.29] Why can't my Smart TV just do what it's told?
[01:49.25] Mild inconveniences are killing me
[01:54.96] This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage
[02:00.31] It wouldn't hurt to book some better bands
[02:05.68] I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
[02:10.87] I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
[02:15.39] I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
[02:21.62] My parent's credit card got taken away
[02:30.30] Got taken away
[02:35.62] They took it away
[02:37.69] It's getting way too hot
[02:40.26] Ditch the jacket I just bought
[02:42.83] Now I'm freezing my own balls off
[02:46.23] My dark blue balls
[02:48.35] It's getting way too hot
[02:50.90] Ditch the jacket I just bought
[02:53.61] Now I'm freezing my own balls off
[02:57.04] My navy-blue indigo balls
[02:58.70] I know I'm a straight white male
[03:01.34] That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell
[03:04.02] America is the place to be
[03:07.17] Unless you live near poverty
[03:09.01] I got mud on my shoes
[03:13.03] My brand new shoes
[03:14.42] Mud on my shoes
[03:18.13] My brand new shoes
[03:19.71] Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
[03:22.74] Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
[03:25.38] Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
[03:28.00] Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
[03:31.18] Too many voices
[03:33.88] Too many voices
[03:36.15] Too many voices
[03:39.14] Too many voices
[03:46.49] Go!
[04:08.94] I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
[04:14.21] I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
[04:18.79] I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
[04:24.95] My parent's credit card got taken away
[04:29.02] I'm a first world tragedy
[04:34.42] I'm a first world tragedy
[04:39.74] I'm a first world tragedy
[04:45.18] I'm a first world tragedy
[04:49.34] It's not ok
[04:51.18]
[00:33.48] And I can't fathom conditions that are worse than my own
[00:40.00] That's not what I want, that's not what I asked for
[00:42.53] Next time I speak up, you better get it to me faster
[00:45.37] I want a world where I have full control
[00:50.36] Mild inconveniences are killing me
[00:56.06] It won't be long before they've ruined my day
[01:03.91] I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
[01:09.04] I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
[01:13.62] I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
[01:19.97] My parent's credit card got taken away
[01:27.41] There's nothing on Netflix that I haven't seen
[01:32.25] And I can't reach the remote, it's too far away from me
[01:38.68] Buffering slow, in 720p
[01:41.13] That's not full HD, this isn't funny
[01:44.29] Why can't my Smart TV just do what it's told?
[01:49.25] Mild inconveniences are killing me
[01:54.96] This Warped Tour lineup is complete garbage
[02:00.31] It wouldn't hurt to book some better bands
[02:05.68] I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
[02:10.87] I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
[02:15.39] I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
[02:21.62] My parent's credit card got taken away
[02:30.30] Got taken away
[02:35.62] They took it away
[02:37.69] It's getting way too hot
[02:40.26] Ditch the jacket I just bought
[02:42.83] Now I'm freezing my own balls off
[02:46.23] My dark blue balls
[02:48.35] It's getting way too hot
[02:50.90] Ditch the jacket I just bought
[02:53.61] Now I'm freezing my own balls off
[02:57.04] My navy-blue indigo balls
[02:58.70] I know I'm a straight white male
[03:01.34] That doesn't mean I'm not stuck in hell
[03:04.02] America is the place to be
[03:07.17] Unless you live near poverty
[03:09.01] I got mud on my shoes
[03:13.03] My brand new shoes
[03:14.42] Mud on my shoes
[03:18.13] My brand new shoes
[03:19.71] Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
[03:22.74] Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
[03:25.38] Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
[03:28.00] Can't find my car keys, where the hell are my car keys?
[03:31.18] Too many voices
[03:33.88] Too many voices
[03:36.15] Too many voices
[03:39.14] Too many voices
[03:46.49] Go!
[04:08.94] I'm getting no internet, don't want to get out of bed
[04:14.21] I dropped my iPhone, now there's a crack in the screen
[04:18.79] I'm a first world tragedy, it's not okay
[04:24.95] My parent's credit card got taken away
[04:29.02] I'm a first world tragedy
[04:34.42] I'm a first world tragedy
[04:39.74] I'm a first world tragedy
[04:45.18] I'm a first world tragedy
[04:49.34] It's not ok
[04:51.18]