Ironic [Live]
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โฑ๏ธ 3:09 duration
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๐ Lyrics
(I believe in the Zodiac
Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic
Uh, this is something a little bit more
Something a little bit morbidly ironic, my grandmother
Uh, she was a Cancer and
She was actually killed by a giant crab
This is a song about the idea of irony
So strap in!)
My dog's stomach was very upset
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet
And on our way to the vet
I killed a cat
Hey, I said isn't that ironic?
I adopted a child from overseas
To rescue him from child labor factories
And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-a-Bear workshop
Isn't that ironic?
Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
A water park has burned to the ground, and a
A tow truck has broken down
I always used to cry when I laughed
And then I was raped by a clown
Isn't that ironic?
I was watching Al Gore on CNN
He was talking and talking and talking and then
Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself
Isn't that ironic?
I dated an animal rights activist
And one day, she got really pissed
Because I was eating veal that was wrapped in "pita" bread
("PETA"? Fuck it)
Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch
And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's "pull-out" couch
Isn't that ironic? I-R-O-N-I-C
Yeah, if everyday you play the board game Risk
You've probably never taken a Risk in your life
And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the board game market
A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from Operation
And I can't grow a beard
That one's not ironic, that one's just sad
Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant
My grandfather had Alzheimer's
And one day we were
Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic
Uh, this is something a little bit more
Something a little bit morbidly ironic, my grandmother
Uh, she was a Cancer and
She was actually killed by a giant crab
This is a song about the idea of irony
So strap in!)
My dog's stomach was very upset
So I put him in the car and we went to the vet
And on our way to the vet
I killed a cat
Hey, I said isn't that ironic?
I adopted a child from overseas
To rescue him from child labor factories
And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-a-Bear workshop
Isn't that ironic?
Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
A water park has burned to the ground, and a
A tow truck has broken down
I always used to cry when I laughed
And then I was raped by a clown
Isn't that ironic?
I was watching Al Gore on CNN
He was talking and talking and talking and then
Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself
Isn't that ironic?
I dated an animal rights activist
And one day, she got really pissed
Because I was eating veal that was wrapped in "pita" bread
("PETA"? Fuck it)
Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch
And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's "pull-out" couch
Isn't that ironic? I-R-O-N-I-C
Yeah, if everyday you play the board game Risk
You've probably never taken a Risk in your life
And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the board game market
A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from Operation
And I can't grow a beard
That one's not ironic, that one's just sad
Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant
My grandfather had Alzheimer's
And one day we were
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.17] (I believe in the Zodiac
[00:01.26] Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic
[00:03.54] Uh, this is something a little bit more
[00:05.46] Something a little bit morbidly ironic, my grandmother
[00:08.71] Uh, she was a Cancer and
[00:10.86] She was actually killed by a giant crab
[00:15.62]
[00:19.88] This is a song about the idea of irony
[00:21.06] So strap in!)
[00:24.65] My dog's stomach was very upset
[00:26.93] So I put him in the car and we went to the vet
[00:29.84] And on our way to the vet
[00:31.90] I killed a cat
[00:34.68] Hey, I said isn't that ironic?
[00:38.04] I adopted a child from overseas
[00:40.59] To rescue him from child labor factories
[00:43.03] And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-a-Bear workshop
[00:48.28] Isn't that ironic?
[00:50.51] Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
[00:56.86] A water park has burned to the ground, and a
[00:59.95] A tow truck has broken down
[01:02.06] I always used to cry when I laughed
[01:04.92] And then I was raped by a clown
[01:08.84]
[01:12.85] Isn't that ironic?
[01:17.63] I was watching Al Gore on CNN
[01:20.12] He was talking and talking and talking and then
[01:23.24] Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself
[01:28.20] Isn't that ironic?
[01:31.60] I dated an animal rights activist
[01:33.71] And one day, she got really pissed
[01:36.82] Because I was eating veal that was wrapped in "pita" bread
[01:41.23] ("PETA"? Fuck it)
[01:44.49] Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
[01:51.48] I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch
[01:56.27] And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's "pull-out" couch
[02:04.30]
[02:06.85] Isn't that ironic? I-R-O-N-I-C
[02:09.80] Yeah, if everyday you play the board game Risk
[02:12.53] You've probably never taken a Risk in your life
[02:16.54] And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the board game market
[02:20.87] A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from Operation
[02:26.59] And I can't grow a beard
[02:28.88] That one's not ironic, that one's just sad
[02:33.16]
[02:36.50] Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant
[02:42.04]
[02:49.69] My grandfather had Alzheimer's
[02:52.66] And one day we were
[02:54.19]
[00:01.26] Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic
[00:03.54] Uh, this is something a little bit more
[00:05.46] Something a little bit morbidly ironic, my grandmother
[00:08.71] Uh, she was a Cancer and
[00:10.86] She was actually killed by a giant crab
[00:15.62]
[00:19.88] This is a song about the idea of irony
[00:21.06] So strap in!)
[00:24.65] My dog's stomach was very upset
[00:26.93] So I put him in the car and we went to the vet
[00:29.84] And on our way to the vet
[00:31.90] I killed a cat
[00:34.68] Hey, I said isn't that ironic?
[00:38.04] I adopted a child from overseas
[00:40.59] To rescue him from child labor factories
[00:43.03] And on his very first birthday, we went to Build-a-Bear workshop
[00:48.28] Isn't that ironic?
[00:50.51] Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
[00:56.86] A water park has burned to the ground, and a
[00:59.95] A tow truck has broken down
[01:02.06] I always used to cry when I laughed
[01:04.92] And then I was raped by a clown
[01:08.84]
[01:12.85] Isn't that ironic?
[01:17.63] I was watching Al Gore on CNN
[01:20.12] He was talking and talking and talking and then
[01:23.24] Out of boredom, my pet polar bear shot himself
[01:28.20] Isn't that ironic?
[01:31.60] I dated an animal rights activist
[01:33.71] And one day, she got really pissed
[01:36.82] Because I was eating veal that was wrapped in "pita" bread
[01:41.23] ("PETA"? Fuck it)
[01:44.49] Isn't that I-R-O-N-I-C-I-N-O-R-I-R-O-N-I-C?
[01:51.48] I'm a stand up comic and I always sit and slouch
[01:56.27] And I got my girlfriend pregnant on my sterile uncle's "pull-out" couch
[02:04.30]
[02:06.85] Isn't that ironic? I-R-O-N-I-C
[02:09.80] Yeah, if everyday you play the board game Risk
[02:12.53] You've probably never taken a Risk in your life
[02:16.54] And Monopoly has far from a stranglehold on the board game market
[02:20.87] A little kid died from suffocation when he choked on a game piece from Operation
[02:26.59] And I can't grow a beard
[02:28.88] That one's not ironic, that one's just sad
[02:33.16]
[02:36.50] Bob Barker got all of my pets pregnant
[02:42.04]
[02:49.69] My grandfather had Alzheimer's
[02:52.66] And one day we were
[02:54.19]