3 Turntables & 2 Microphones

Is this thing on?
Hello? Ch-ch-ch

Dear Howard, it recently came
To my attention that I did not win
This year's freestyle rap competition
True my feelings were hurt but I'm okay

I got 3 turntables and 2 microphones
3 turntables and 2 microphones

I am so sick and tired
Everything I do, it is wrong with you
I have to constantly second guess myself
In everything because you only
See my actions in your own way
But I can lose these

I got 3 turntables and 2 microphones
3 turntables and 2 microphones

What the fuck was I supposed to do?
I can't read your mind
I am going to put it on the line
You are so damn dramatic
And let's do it now

3 turntables and 2 microphones
3 turntables and 2 microphones
I got 3 turntables and 2 microphones

Aww yeah, aww yeah, aww yeah
That's what daddy likes, woo
I want to hear my girl sing some harmony

3 turntables and 2 microphones
3 turntables and 2 microphones
3 turntables and 2 microphones
3 turntables and 2 microphones

3 turntables and 2 microphones
3 turntables and 2 microphones
3 turntables and 2 microphones

That's my girl
If you think that I am not a broken man
Then you are sadly, sadly wrong

Now Howard
I want to be magnanimous
I want to be a good loser
I am not a bitter man

This year's freestyle rap competition
Doesn't mean a thing to me now
It's all in the past but let's face it
You and I know, the whole world knows

That DJ what's his name
Doesn't deserve that title
Let my people know
That I will be back next year
And I'll have 4 turntables and 3 microphones

4 turntables and 3 microphones
4 turntables and 3 microphones
4 turntables and 3 microphones
4 turntables and 3 microphones
4 turntables and 3 microphones

Aw yeah, he can eat a bowl of cereal for all I care
You wanna come hang with me, I got the shit

3 turntables and 2 microphones
3 turntables and 2 microphones
3 turntables and 2 microphones
3 turntables and 2 microphones