Olivia

Sitting on the couch, getting ready to watch a movie
Alone
I head into the kitchen and I grab a healthy cookie
From Trader Joe's
And then the lights start flickering
Flickering
And I start shivering
Sh-sh-shivering
All the candles blow out
This is spooky as heck
I feel the hair stand up
On the back of my neck

A face in the mirror appears
She tells me her name is Olivia (Olivia)
She's been dead for two hundred years
And she says "I'm excited to live with ya" (to live with ya)

My roommate's a ghost, she haunts my house
She makes me toast and floats around
And when I travel, she feeds all my cats
Sometimes she wears a sheet as a joke
You're crackin' me up, Olivia
She makes me go outside to smoke
My roommate, my roommate's a ghost

It turns out that we have a lot in common
We both like pizza without the cheese
I showed her my band's demo
And she told me she loved it
But she might be lying to me
And one night we start cuddling
C-c-cuddling
My lip starts quivering
Qu-qu-quivering
I feel a chill, a tingle, now my heart is a mess
Can't take my mind off this ghost
I think I'm probably possessed

We make out till the sun comes up
She says I kissed her better than Thomas Edison (Thomas Edison)
I call my mom, tell her I'm in love
With a woman who is dead
She says "what the fuck"
(Hey, what the fuck?)

My girlfriend's a ghost, my mom doesn't get it
It's not like I'm sleeping with a witch
She's a ghost, not a witch
Big difference
My chick's a ghost, she makes weird sounds
Like (mrrraaaaugh)
She sat me down to talk about
How she needs me to feed her a dog

Olivia's ghost life is only possible if she
Eats a dog under the age of three
Once a week
Stealing a puppy is pretty easy
Although I feel pretty guilty
For the owners and the puppy
Every week

But I'm in love, and love is crazy
It's not me, it's the love
Between
A ghost and a man who feeds her puppies
(Fuck yeah!)

Whoa
Whoa
Fuck

Sacrifice a puppy for love
You've gotta sacrifice a puppy for love
Sacrifice a puppy for love
You've gotta sacrifice a puppy for love
Sacrifice a puppy for love
You've gotta sacrifice a puppy for love
(Multiple puppies)
Sacrifice a puppy for love
You've gotta sacrifice a puppy for love