Cod Liver Oil and Orange Juice

[00:16.29] Oot o' the East there came a hard man
[00:20.40] Oh oh, a' the way frae Brigton
[00:23.53] Ah haw, glory hallelujah
[00:28.00] Cod liver oil and the orange juice
[00:34.36] He went intae a pub, an' he cam oot paralytic
[00:38.49] Oh oh, VP an' cider
[00:41.67] Ah haw, what a helluva mixture ...
[00:50.09] (Spoken: Sex rears its ugly head now ...)
[00:53.64] Does this bus go tae the Dennistoun Palais
[00:58.40] I'm looking for a lumber
[01:01.61] Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...
[01:10.79] (Eyes up the talent ... and lo and behold!)
[01:13.41] In the dancin' he met Hairy Mary
[01:17.03] Oh oh, the floo'er o' the Gorbals
[01:20.70] Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...
[01:29.53] (Chats her up ...)
[01:31.35] Oh noo Mary, are ye dancin'
[01:35.40] Naw, naw, it's jist the way ah'm stannin'
[01:38.52] Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...
[01:46.72] (Rebuffed ...)
[01:48.55] Oh Mary, yer wan in a million
[01:53.02] Oh oh, so's yer chances
[01:55.76] Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...
[02:04.20] (Rebuffed again!)
[02:06.09] Well then Mary, can ah run ye hame
[02:10.16] Oh oh, ah've got a pair o' sandshoes
[02:13.78] Ah haw, yer helluva funny ...
[02:22.09] (Never say die ... sways aboot nonchalantly,
[02:24.45] Picks his nails wi' his bayonet -
[02:26.25] And hew knocks it off!)
[02:28.95] Doon through the back close an' intae the dunny
[02:34.34] It wasnae for the first time
[02:37.04] Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...
[02:46.58] Then oot cam her mammy, she's goin' tae the cludgie
[02:51.04] Oh oh, ah buggered off sharpish
[02:54.71] Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...
[03:04.57] Hairy Mary looking for her hard man
[03:09.02] Oh oh, he's jined the Foreign Legion
[03:12.22] Ah haw, Sahara an' ra camels ...
[03:22.34] Then Hairy Mary had a little baby
[03:26.36] Oh oh, its faither's in the Army
[03:30.07] Ah haw, glory hallelujah ...
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