A fine romance

[00:05.16] A fine romance, with no kisses
[00:11.37] A fine romance, my friend this is
[00:16.21] We should be like a couple of hot tomatoes
[00:21.26] But you're as cold as yesterday's mashed potatoes
[00:26.45] A fine romance, you won't nestle
[00:32.33] A fine romance, you won't wrestle
[00:37.28] I might as well play bridge
[00:39.05] With my old maid aunt
[00:41.59] I haven't got a chance
[00:43.82] This is a fine romance
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[02:10.04] A fine romance, my good fellow
[02:16.29] You take romance, I'll take jello
[02:21.36] You're calmer than the seals
[02:23.24] In the Arctic Ocean
[02:26.43] At least they flap their fins
[02:28.58] To express emotion
[02:31.85] A fine romance with no quarrels
[02:37.26] With no insults and all morals
[02:42.38] I've never mussed the crease
[02:44.03] In your blue serge pants
[02:46.21] I never get the chance
[02:48.92] This is a fine romance!
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