Let's Call The Whole Thing Off

All Keely Smith's lyrics in brackets...

I say either (and I say either),
I say neither (and I say neither)
Either, (either) neither, (neither)
(Let's call the whole thing off).

I like potato (and I like potahto)
I like tomato (and I like tomahto)
Potato, (potahto), tomeeto, (tomahto).
Let's call the whole thing off.

But oh, if we call the whole thing off
Then we must part
(And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart).

So if I like pyjamas and you like pyjahma,
(I'll wear pyjamas and give up pyajahmas)
(For we know we need each other so we)
Better call the calling off off
(Oh Let's call the whole mess off).

I say house (and I say hose)
I say mouse (and I say mose)
House (hose) Mouse (mose)
Let's call the whole thing off.

Oh I like vanilla (and I like vanella)
I saspirilla, (and I saspirella)
Vanilla (vanella) chocolate (strawberry)
Apricots, (gogoosers) Ha ha

But oh if we call the whole thing off then we must part
(And oh, if we ever part, then that might break my heart).

Now if you go for oysters and I go for ersters
(Why I'll order oysters and cancel the ersters)
(For we know we need each other so we)
Better call the calling off off, babe,
(Oh Let's call the whole thing off).

Let's call the calling off off! (both)
Babe!