Dad's Best Friend
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โฑ๏ธ 3:03 duration
๐ ID: 4534115
๐ Lyrics
Bootcut Jeans, salmon shirt
I have a skin routine and my elbows hurt
I don't give blood because I won't give blood
Bought a tarantula from a Swedish guy
He helped me out in Stockholm with a DUI
And I stalk Ian Brown when he comes to town
I stole cocaine off my nephews friend
I did it with the fellas at the A.G.M
And Eleanor from A&R refused me again
So I did that thing at the Holiday Inn
My wife sells cheese on the Internet
I think about her sister when we're intimate
Her family and friends, they don't like me anymore
'Cause I threatened all her brothers with an antique sword
I'm your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
We're taking him to Holland for the long weekend
He never had a stag, he never had a stag
We're taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man
Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands
He never had a stag, he never had a stag
I'm taking him to Amsterdam and buying him a bag
I watch gay porn in my garden shed
I lie to everybody that my father's dead
I smell like Joop, my son has croup
Picking up the hooker that I like the best
Crying on her toilet cause my life's a mess
I'm sleeping in the office cause my wife's depressed
I'm heating streaky bacon in a trouser press
I am your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
I'm taking him to Holland for the long weekend
He never had a stag, he never had a stag
I'm taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man
Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands
And maybe when you've children of your own
You'll be praying for a best friend just like me
I have a skin routine and my elbows hurt
I don't give blood because I won't give blood
Bought a tarantula from a Swedish guy
He helped me out in Stockholm with a DUI
And I stalk Ian Brown when he comes to town
I stole cocaine off my nephews friend
I did it with the fellas at the A.G.M
And Eleanor from A&R refused me again
So I did that thing at the Holiday Inn
My wife sells cheese on the Internet
I think about her sister when we're intimate
Her family and friends, they don't like me anymore
'Cause I threatened all her brothers with an antique sword
I'm your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
We're taking him to Holland for the long weekend
He never had a stag, he never had a stag
We're taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man
Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands
He never had a stag, he never had a stag
I'm taking him to Amsterdam and buying him a bag
I watch gay porn in my garden shed
I lie to everybody that my father's dead
I smell like Joop, my son has croup
Picking up the hooker that I like the best
Crying on her toilet cause my life's a mess
I'm sleeping in the office cause my wife's depressed
I'm heating streaky bacon in a trouser press
I am your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
I'm taking him to Holland for the long weekend
He never had a stag, he never had a stag
I'm taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man
Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands
And maybe when you've children of your own
You'll be praying for a best friend just like me
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:41.26] Bootcut Jeans, salmon shirt
[00:49.61] I have a skin routine and my elbows hurt
[00:53.05] I don't give blood because I won't give blood
[01:00.15] Bought a tarantula from a Swedish guy
[01:03.13] He helped me out in Stockholm with a DUI
[01:06.68] And I stalk Ian Brown when he comes to town
[01:13.34] I stole cocaine off my nephews friend
[01:16.69] I did it with the fellas at the A.G.M
[01:19.93] And Eleanor from A&R refused me again
[01:23.24] So I did that thing at the Holiday Inn
[01:27.08] My wife sells cheese on the Internet
[01:30.25] I think about her sister when we're intimate
[01:33.43] Her family and friends, they don't like me anymore
[01:36.73] 'Cause I threatened all her brothers with an antique sword
[01:40.08] I'm your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
[01:43.65] We're taking him to Holland for the long weekend
[01:47.15] He never had a stag, he never had a stag
[01:50.47] We're taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man
[01:53.62] Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
[01:57.11] We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands
[02:00.51] He never had a stag, he never had a stag
[02:03.94] I'm taking him to Amsterdam and buying him a bag
[02:07.36] I watch gay porn in my garden shed
[02:10.42] I lie to everybody that my father's dead
[02:13.92] I smell like Joop, my son has croup
[02:20.64] Picking up the hooker that I like the best
[02:23.92] Crying on her toilet cause my life's a mess
[02:27.37] I'm sleeping in the office cause my wife's depressed
[02:30.32] I'm heating streaky bacon in a trouser press
[02:33.64] I am your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
[02:37.33] I'm taking him to Holland for the long weekend
[02:40.69] He never had a stag, he never had a stag
[02:44.15] I'm taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man
[02:47.39] Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
[02:50.74] We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands
[02:54.29] And maybe when you've children of your own
[02:56.37] You'll be praying for a best friend just like me
[03:00.88]
[00:49.61] I have a skin routine and my elbows hurt
[00:53.05] I don't give blood because I won't give blood
[01:00.15] Bought a tarantula from a Swedish guy
[01:03.13] He helped me out in Stockholm with a DUI
[01:06.68] And I stalk Ian Brown when he comes to town
[01:13.34] I stole cocaine off my nephews friend
[01:16.69] I did it with the fellas at the A.G.M
[01:19.93] And Eleanor from A&R refused me again
[01:23.24] So I did that thing at the Holiday Inn
[01:27.08] My wife sells cheese on the Internet
[01:30.25] I think about her sister when we're intimate
[01:33.43] Her family and friends, they don't like me anymore
[01:36.73] 'Cause I threatened all her brothers with an antique sword
[01:40.08] I'm your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
[01:43.65] We're taking him to Holland for the long weekend
[01:47.15] He never had a stag, he never had a stag
[01:50.47] We're taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man
[01:53.62] Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
[01:57.11] We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands
[02:00.51] He never had a stag, he never had a stag
[02:03.94] I'm taking him to Amsterdam and buying him a bag
[02:07.36] I watch gay porn in my garden shed
[02:10.42] I lie to everybody that my father's dead
[02:13.92] I smell like Joop, my son has croup
[02:20.64] Picking up the hooker that I like the best
[02:23.92] Crying on her toilet cause my life's a mess
[02:27.37] I'm sleeping in the office cause my wife's depressed
[02:30.32] I'm heating streaky bacon in a trouser press
[02:33.64] I am your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
[02:37.33] I'm taking him to Holland for the long weekend
[02:40.69] He never had a stag, he never had a stag
[02:44.15] I'm taking him to Amsterdam and making him a man
[02:47.39] Your dad's best friend, your dad's best friend
[02:50.74] We're doing ketamine up in the Netherlands
[02:54.29] And maybe when you've children of your own
[02:56.37] You'll be praying for a best friend just like me
[03:00.88]