Poor Unfortunate Souls
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โฑ๏ธ 5:20 duration
๐ ID: 4553050
๐ Lyrics
My dear, sweet child. That's what I do - it's
What I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk -
Like yourself - poor souls with no one else to
Turn to.
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True? Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed
(Pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
You'll have your looks! Your pretty face!
And don't underestimate the power of body language!
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore
Yes, on land it's much preferred
For ladies not to say a word
And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman
And I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad
But true
If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
You've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll!
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
You poor unfortunate soul!
Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me!
Now sing
Sing your voice over me!
What I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk -
Like yourself - poor souls with no one else to
Turn to.
I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
But you'll find that nowadays
I've mended all my ways
Repented, seen the light and made a switch
True? Yes
And I fortunately know a little magic
It's a talent that I always have possessed
And dear lady, please don't laugh
I use it on behalf
Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed
(Pathetic)
Poor unfortunate souls
In pain
In need
This one longing to be thinner
That one wants to get the girl
And do I help them?
Yes, indeed
Those poor unfortunate souls
So sad
So true
They come flocking to my cauldron
Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!"
And I help them?
Yes, I do
Now it's happened once or twice
Someone couldn't pay the price
And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
Yes, I've had the odd complaint
But on the whole I've been a saint
To those poor unfortunate souls
You'll have your looks! Your pretty face!
And don't underestimate the power of body language!
The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
They think a girl who gossips is a bore
Yes, on land it's much preferred
For ladies not to say a word
And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?
Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
True gentlemen avoid it when they can
But they dote and swoon and fawn
On a lady who's withdrawn
It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man
Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
Go ahead!
Make your choice!
I'm a very busy woman
And I haven't got all day
It won't cost much
Just your voice!
You poor unfortunate soul
It's sad
But true
If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
You've got to pay the toll
Take a gulp and take a breath
And go ahead and sign the scroll!
Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
The boss is on a roll
You poor unfortunate soul!
Beluga sevruga
Come winds of the Caspian Sea
Larengix glaucitis
Et max laryngitis
La voce to me!
Now sing
Sing your voice over me!
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:00.18] My dear, sweet child. That's what I do - it's
[00:03.07] What I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk -
[00:08.05] Like yourself - poor souls with no one else to
[00:11.89] Turn to.
[00:13.43] I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
[00:17.07] They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
[00:20.36] But you'll find that nowadays
[00:22.25] I've mended all my ways
[00:23.93] Repented, seen the light and made a switch
[00:26.65] True? Yes
[00:28.94] And I fortunately know a little magic
[00:32.20] It's a talent that I always have possessed
[00:35.86] And dear lady, please don't laugh
[00:37.77] I use it on behalf
[00:39.41] Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed
[00:42.58] (Pathetic)
[00:44.65] Poor unfortunate souls
[00:47.51] In pain
[00:49.23] In need
[00:50.91] This one longing to be thinner
[00:52.87] That one wants to get the girl
[00:54.29] And do I help them?
[00:55.79] Yes, indeed
[00:57.59] Those poor unfortunate souls
[01:00.72] So sad
[01:02.33] So true
[01:04.08] They come flocking to my cauldron
[01:05.75] Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!"
[01:07.44] And I help them?
[01:08.80] Yes, I do
[01:10.60] Now it's happened once or twice
[01:12.62] Someone couldn't pay the price
[01:14.39] And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
[01:18.45] Yes, I've had the odd complaint
[01:20.32] But on the whole I've been a saint
[01:23.21] To those poor unfortunate souls
[01:28.04]
[02:13.93] You'll have your looks! Your pretty face!
[02:19.36]
[02:22.29] And don't underestimate the power of body language!
[02:28.68] The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
[02:31.85] They think a girl who gossips is a bore
[02:34.74] Yes, on land it's much preferred
[02:36.62] For ladies not to say a word
[02:38.15] And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?
[02:41.00] Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
[02:44.18] True gentlemen avoid it when they can
[02:47.36] But they dote and swoon and fawn
[02:49.38] On a lady who's withdrawn
[02:50.84] It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man
[02:53.98] Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
[02:58.72] Go ahead!
[03:00.45] Make your choice!
[03:02.36] I'm a very busy woman
[03:04.01] And I haven't got all day
[03:05.45] It won't cost much
[03:07.15] Just your voice!
[03:08.83] You poor unfortunate soul
[03:11.98] It's sad
[03:13.64] But true
[03:15.19] If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
[03:17.12] You've got to pay the toll
[03:18.24] Take a gulp and take a breath
[03:19.98] And go ahead and sign the scroll!
[03:21.55] Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
[03:23.63] The boss is on a roll
[03:27.63] You poor unfortunate soul!
[03:38.01]
[03:47.08] Beluga sevruga
[03:49.15] Come winds of the Caspian Sea
[03:55.25] Larengix glaucitis
[03:57.57] Et max laryngitis
[04:00.02] La voce to me!
[04:03.31] Now sing
[04:04.61] Sing your voice over me!
[04:05.44]
[00:03.07] What I live for. To help unfortunate merfolk -
[00:08.05] Like yourself - poor souls with no one else to
[00:11.89] Turn to.
[00:13.43] I admit that in the past I've been a nasty
[00:17.07] They weren't kidding when they called me, well, a witch
[00:20.36] But you'll find that nowadays
[00:22.25] I've mended all my ways
[00:23.93] Repented, seen the light and made a switch
[00:26.65] True? Yes
[00:28.94] And I fortunately know a little magic
[00:32.20] It's a talent that I always have possessed
[00:35.86] And dear lady, please don't laugh
[00:37.77] I use it on behalf
[00:39.41] Of the miserable, the lonely and depressed
[00:42.58] (Pathetic)
[00:44.65] Poor unfortunate souls
[00:47.51] In pain
[00:49.23] In need
[00:50.91] This one longing to be thinner
[00:52.87] That one wants to get the girl
[00:54.29] And do I help them?
[00:55.79] Yes, indeed
[00:57.59] Those poor unfortunate souls
[01:00.72] So sad
[01:02.33] So true
[01:04.08] They come flocking to my cauldron
[01:05.75] Crying, "Spells, Ursula please!"
[01:07.44] And I help them?
[01:08.80] Yes, I do
[01:10.60] Now it's happened once or twice
[01:12.62] Someone couldn't pay the price
[01:14.39] And I'm afraid I had to rake 'em 'cross the coals
[01:18.45] Yes, I've had the odd complaint
[01:20.32] But on the whole I've been a saint
[01:23.21] To those poor unfortunate souls
[01:28.04]
[02:13.93] You'll have your looks! Your pretty face!
[02:19.36]
[02:22.29] And don't underestimate the power of body language!
[02:28.68] The men up there don't like a lot of blabber
[02:31.85] They think a girl who gossips is a bore
[02:34.74] Yes, on land it's much preferred
[02:36.62] For ladies not to say a word
[02:38.15] And after all, dear, what is idle prattle for?
[02:41.00] Come on, they're not all that impressed with conversation
[02:44.18] True gentlemen avoid it when they can
[02:47.36] But they dote and swoon and fawn
[02:49.38] On a lady who's withdrawn
[02:50.84] It's she who holds her tongue who gets her man
[02:53.98] Come on, you poor unfortunate soul
[02:58.72] Go ahead!
[03:00.45] Make your choice!
[03:02.36] I'm a very busy woman
[03:04.01] And I haven't got all day
[03:05.45] It won't cost much
[03:07.15] Just your voice!
[03:08.83] You poor unfortunate soul
[03:11.98] It's sad
[03:13.64] But true
[03:15.19] If you want to cross a bridge, my sweet
[03:17.12] You've got to pay the toll
[03:18.24] Take a gulp and take a breath
[03:19.98] And go ahead and sign the scroll!
[03:21.55] Flotsam, Jetsam, now I've got her, boys
[03:23.63] The boss is on a roll
[03:27.63] You poor unfortunate soul!
[03:38.01]
[03:47.08] Beluga sevruga
[03:49.15] Come winds of the Caspian Sea
[03:55.25] Larengix glaucitis
[03:57.57] Et max laryngitis
[04:00.02] La voce to me!
[04:03.31] Now sing
[04:04.61] Sing your voice over me!
[04:05.44]