Dorthea's Dead Folks Home
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โฑ๏ธ 1:10 duration
๐ ID: 4557287
๐ Lyrics
Dorthea had a bad place that was a disgrace
A home for old people for a monthly rate
With the help of her son
The old folks' home she'd run
And things seemed quite normal
But something was wrong
The people that graced old Dorthea's place
Had no friends or family that she'd have to face
So she thought of a scam
Her son the right hand man
A very demented and morbid plan
The old folks' social security checks
To Dorthea were sent
She was allowed to cash
Tenants' checks for their rent
But the tenants were dead
All poisoned to death
So they wouldn't have to be
Cared for or fed
With the help of her son
Buried one by one
In Dorthea's yard
'Til someone caught on
Dorthea did plead guilty for her deeds
Dorthea's dead folks home
Is now history
A home for old people for a monthly rate
With the help of her son
The old folks' home she'd run
And things seemed quite normal
But something was wrong
The people that graced old Dorthea's place
Had no friends or family that she'd have to face
So she thought of a scam
Her son the right hand man
A very demented and morbid plan
The old folks' social security checks
To Dorthea were sent
She was allowed to cash
Tenants' checks for their rent
But the tenants were dead
All poisoned to death
So they wouldn't have to be
Cared for or fed
With the help of her son
Buried one by one
In Dorthea's yard
'Til someone caught on
Dorthea did plead guilty for her deeds
Dorthea's dead folks home
Is now history
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:01.41] Dorthea had a bad place that was a disgrace
[00:04.27] A home for old people for a monthly rate
[00:06.90] With the help of her son
[00:08.75] The old folks' home she'd run
[00:09.64] And things seemed quite normal
[00:11.45] But something was wrong
[00:12.37] The people that graced old Dorthea's place
[00:14.17] Had no friends or family that she'd have to face
[00:16.85] So she thought of a scam
[00:18.67] Her son the right hand man
[00:19.57] A very demented and morbid plan
[00:43.98] The old folks' social security checks
[00:48.43] To Dorthea were sent
[00:49.33] She was allowed to cash
[00:50.28] Tenants' checks for their rent
[00:52.06] But the tenants were dead
[00:52.92] All poisoned to death
[00:54.77] So they wouldn't have to be
[00:55.62] Cared for or fed
[00:56.56] With the help of her son
[00:58.30] Buried one by one
[00:59.27] In Dorthea's yard
[01:01.03] 'Til someone caught on
[01:01.96] Dorthea did plead guilty for her deeds
[01:03.76] Dorthea's dead folks home
[01:06.51] Is now history
[01:07.49]
[00:04.27] A home for old people for a monthly rate
[00:06.90] With the help of her son
[00:08.75] The old folks' home she'd run
[00:09.64] And things seemed quite normal
[00:11.45] But something was wrong
[00:12.37] The people that graced old Dorthea's place
[00:14.17] Had no friends or family that she'd have to face
[00:16.85] So she thought of a scam
[00:18.67] Her son the right hand man
[00:19.57] A very demented and morbid plan
[00:43.98] The old folks' social security checks
[00:48.43] To Dorthea were sent
[00:49.33] She was allowed to cash
[00:50.28] Tenants' checks for their rent
[00:52.06] But the tenants were dead
[00:52.92] All poisoned to death
[00:54.77] So they wouldn't have to be
[00:55.62] Cared for or fed
[00:56.56] With the help of her son
[00:58.30] Buried one by one
[00:59.27] In Dorthea's yard
[01:01.03] 'Til someone caught on
[01:01.96] Dorthea did plead guilty for her deeds
[01:03.76] Dorthea's dead folks home
[01:06.51] Is now history
[01:07.49]