I'm a Telly Addict

[00:14.95] I don't need a doctor, I don't need a drugstore
[00:19.55] I don't need an injection, I need to put the telly on.
[00:25.18] Got me in a cold sweat, I don't need no cigarette
[00:35.32] Sh sh sh shakin' like a jelly fish, I need a satellite dish
[00:39.52] There's no doubt that I miss nowt, a TV I can't do without
[00:44.53] Anything you get on yer television set I'll watch it...
[00:48.28] (Chorus:)
[00:51.43] I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted
[00:54.70] Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted
[00:57.22] I'm a telly, I'm a telly, telly I'm addicted
[00:59.63] Telly I'm a telly, I can tell I am addicted
[01:11.98] I like to keep a step ahead, a TV in the garden shed
[01:16.57] & With a telly in the bog, I never miss the epilogue
[01:22.35] Dynasty or Daktari, a broadcast by the Tory party
[01:27.19] Celebrity squares, blind date, who cares, I'll watch it...
[01:29.93] I'm a telly...(guitar bit)
[01:52.67] It's no surprise I've got square eyes, anyone could predict
[01:56.36] I'm TV mad, I'm a telly addict!
[02:01.25] I'm a man in great pain, the box is on the blink again
[02:05.53] I don't need no morphine, I need a television screen
[02:11.35] Documentaries, there's no degrees, I'll even watch a film
[02:15.44] If it's
[02:16.40] In Chinese
[02:17.06] A speech from the Queen, though I'm not very keen. I'll
[02:19.27] Watch it...
[02:24.11] I'm a telly...
[02:46.18] Coz I'm addicted
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