Truck Driving S.O.B.

Two antique dealers in a SUV, proceeded to cut me off
I followed them downtown to one of them... artists lofts
One of the guys came to the door, he said "Hi, you must be Mitch"
I said "no". I punched him in the teeth and said, "I'm a truck driving son of a bitch"
Aw yeah.

Truck driving son of a bitch
Truck driving son of a bitch

Chain smokin', baby chokin'
Truck driving son of a bitch

The new waitress she gave me the eye at Greasy Bob's come on in
Took her home to a honkey-tonk, next thing we're checking into the Spring Days Inn in the morning she says I love you Hank, then she starts to twitch. I said sorry baby, gotta go, 'cuz I'm a truck driving son of a bitch.

I'm a truck driving son of a bitch
I'm a pill-poppin', mutton chop wearn'
Truck driving son of a bitch
A chicken fried, steak eatin'
Truck driving son of a bitch
A five dollar shower, nudie girl happy hour
Truck driving son of a bitch

Drinkin' beer at my favorite bar, the Chrome Nudie Girl Inn
Truckers don't like shuttle bus drivers and a slew of them walked
Rather drink with a smokey bear and get the hemorrhoid itch
Me and Bob beat the shit out of them 'cause I'm truck driving son of a bitch

Truck driving son of a bitch
I'm a truck driving son of a bitch
A sideburn wearin', redman chewin'
Truck driving son of a bitch
Thema and Lousie hatin'
Truck driving son of a bitch
Truck driving son of a bitch

Truck driving son of a bitch
Chain smokin', CB jokin'
Truck driving son of a bitch
I'm a truck driving son of a bitch

Come on over and slap me in my face cuz Im a truck driving son of a bitch
I'm a truck driving son of a bitch
Gear shiftin', chicken lickin'
Truck driving son of a bitch

Hey I thought you where a girl with all that hair. Where you goin' boy?
Hey dude. I'm goin' to a folk festival in Aspen!
Oh yeah, no kiddin'? Get the fuck out of my truck.