Slipshod (Urbandawn Remix)
๐ต 946 characters
โฑ๏ธ 5:05 duration
๐ ID: 468378
๐ Lyrics
"Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice"
Get me the manager
"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
First of all I was greeted with a grimace
Service with a sneer
He don't want to be here
Second of all I was seated by the window
And the draft was a serious inconvenience
There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine
We put our order in - I can't believe the time
This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain't in season
My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
Rory C, well, tell 'em...
I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!
"Please don't raise your voice in here sir
This is a respected establishment
I'm sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there
It'd be a real shame if something happened to it...
Slipshod, kick it
Cunt
Get me the manager
"Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
First of all I was greeted with a grimace
Service with a sneer
He don't want to be here
Second of all I was seated by the window
And the draft was a serious inconvenience
There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine
We put our order in - I can't believe the time
This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain't in season
My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
Rory C, well, tell 'em...
I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!
"Please don't raise your voice in here sir
This is a respected establishment
I'm sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there
It'd be a real shame if something happened to it...
Slipshod, kick it
Cunt
โฑ๏ธ Synced Lyrics
[00:21.18] "Oi fucks, let's eat 'ere, it looks niiice"
[00:22.97] Get me the manager
[00:23.85] "Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
[00:24.70] First of all I was greeted with a grimace
[00:25.63] Service with a sneer
[00:26.54] He don't want to be here
[00:27.46] Second of all I was seated by the window
[00:29.39] And the draft was a serious inconvenience
[00:32.98] There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine
[00:35.60] We put our order in - I can't believe the time
[00:38.40] This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
[00:41.06] Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain't in season
[00:46.74] My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
[04:25.09] And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
[04:25.99] Rory C, well, tell 'em...
[04:26.83] I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
[04:27.71] This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!
[04:28.66] "Please don't raise your voice in here sir
[04:30.59] This is a respected establishment
[04:31.47] I'm sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
[04:32.39] Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there
[04:33.24] It'd be a real shame if something happened to it...
[04:38.61] Slipshod, kick it
[04:39.51] Cunt
[04:42.29]
[00:22.97] Get me the manager
[00:23.85] "Oh dear, what seems to be the problem sir?"
[00:24.70] First of all I was greeted with a grimace
[00:25.63] Service with a sneer
[00:26.54] He don't want to be here
[00:27.46] Second of all I was seated by the window
[00:29.39] And the draft was a serious inconvenience
[00:32.98] There was lipstick on my glass and it wasn't mine
[00:35.60] We put our order in - I can't believe the time
[00:38.40] This is a shambles, your cook is a heathen
[00:41.06] Your carpet is ugly and your veg ain't in season
[00:46.74] My impatience spread like gravy on a tablecloth
[04:25.09] And your head looks like it was carved out of a nut
[04:25.99] Rory C, well, tell 'em...
[04:26.83] I was waiting in line for 10 whole minutes
[04:27.71] This is unacceptable - you're pushing me to my limits!
[04:28.66] "Please don't raise your voice in here sir
[04:30.59] This is a respected establishment
[04:31.47] I'm sure we can sort this out quietly, no?"
[04:32.39] Oh really? Well that's a great vase you got there
[04:33.24] It'd be a real shame if something happened to it...
[04:38.61] Slipshod, kick it
[04:39.51] Cunt
[04:42.29]