I Might Be A Cunt, But I'm Not A Fucking Cunt

[00:00.36] I might be a rock star, but I'll never be a critic
[00:07.16] I might like porno, but "Baywatch" is fucking sick
[00:14.80] I might've screwed your sister, but I'll never screw your mum
[00:21.62] I might have gone to uni, but at least I know I'm dumb
[00:33.07] I might hide my small penis, but at least not by owning a gun
[00:39.97] I might not be homosexual, but I've slept with a guy who's one
[00:47.46] I might agree with Jesus, but I've got no religious belief
[00:54.36] At least I clean the drops up when I piss on the toilet seat
[01:04.70] I might be a cunt
[01:08.88] Whoa-oh
[01:11.53] I might be a cunt
[01:15.70] But I'm not a fucking cunt
[01:43.38] I might barrack for Port Power, but never for the Crows
[01:49.95] I might watch "A Current Affair", but I watch "Frontline" also
[01:57.73] I might like Tarantino, but sometimes you gotta wonder
[02:04.31] I mightn't tell the truth all the time
[02:07.55] Hey, what's your mum's number?
[02:14.92] I might be a cunt
[02:19.28] Whoa-oh
[02:21.82] I might be a cunt
[02:26.36] But I'm not a fucking cunt
[02:33.08] But I'm not a fucking cunt
[02:39.90] But I'm not a fucking cunt
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